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🚨 Arne Slot: “The game at Anfield will be completely different. We are glad we are still in the competition”.


Fingering my own butt then rubbing my eye to give myself pinkeye so i can call outta work

-nice and sauced up is CRAZY🤣😭😭DON’T BUY ANYTHING FROM Coral Hills Seafood🤢IT WAS A TURTLE🐢in the seafood boil🤮🤮🤮🤮

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Arsenal scams a last minute winner and no one cares?

Martin Ødegaard successfully passed or dribbled into the opposition’s penalty area six times from open play vs Sporting CP, a record for any player in a single #UCL match this season 🪡

Martin Ødegaard successfully passed or dribbled into the opposition’s penalty area six times from open play vs Sporting CP, a record for any player in a single #UCL match this season 🪡

Max Dowman (age 16) is one UCL Knockout game away from equalling Bruno Fernandes’ (age 31) career UCL knockout games.

CONFIRMED! The Premier League is guaranteed to have at least 5 teams in next season's Champions League after securing one of the two EPS slots. The race for 5th is ON. But it could yet be six teams again. Or even seven! Here's how. 👇 bbc.co.uk/sport/football…





