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Koosalagoopagoop

@_Koosy

kenya Katılım Nisan 2009
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Koosalagoopagoop@_Koosy·
'I am allowed to make a big deal out of things that feel really big to me'
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Tiberius
Tiberius@tiberiusfiles·
Eid Mubarak to Muslims all over the world, but particularly to those fighting against Zionist depravity backed by Western greed May you overcome this tyranny and free the whole word from this criminal empire
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arrryyyy 🐐
arrryyyy 🐐@dube1286·
In the end, Kenya will become what it fears most; Nigeria.
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Koosalagoopagoop@_Koosy·
We walked so they could run. But can you imagine a leader so bad that everyone has become a political analyst? 😭
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Koosalagoopagoop@_Koosy·
Do you know the daily fights we used to have on here with "I don't do politics" Twitter? Well done Gen Zs.
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Sholla Ard 🇰🇪
Sholla Ard 🇰🇪@sholard_mancity·
There’s an advert I’ve been seeing on Citizen TV. Bayer, the company that acquired Monsanto and sells glyphosate, is selling maize seeds to Kenyans. Maize seeds. In Kenya. Sit with that for a second. How does a country with decades of agricultural knowledge, institutions, and farmers who’ve grown maize for generations… end up depending on foreign corporations for seed? Is it really that complicated for us to produce and sustain our own maize seed systems? Or did we slowly stop paying attention? Because dependency doesn’t announce itself. It creeps in quietly. Today it’s “improved seeds.” Tomorrow, it’s controlled supply through licenses, etc. And one day, farmers may realize their options are no longer really options, just like in the US. Maybe I’m overthinking it… But are we still in control of our food system, or are we slowly handing it over without noticing?
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MONETARY MAYHEM@MONETARY_MAYHEM·
I feel like we’re all just watching the water receding before the wave comes
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KAYA NOVA
KAYA NOVA@thekayanova·
Now that I’m over a decade into my career, I can say for a fact that career detours are more important than the career plan. You may think you know what you want, and you should go after it, but please stay open. One perfectly timed side quest can change your life.
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BENDART.
BENDART.@benderrr_·
Raha za dunia zinadhani nilikufa
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Alon Mizrahi
Alon Mizrahi@alon_mizrahi·
Day 1: it's going to take a couple of days Day 20: ok we need 200 billion dollars
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Koosalagoopagoop
Koosalagoopagoop@_Koosy·
I love petty people.
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Chip Drink
Chip Drink@thejonacosta·
@aleksbrz11 Tragic. There's a $400 million dollar airplane that could be recouped to cover the loss.
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Koosalagoopagoop@_Koosy·
Mkajua venye waukuwa in real life you would be disgusted eternally. Hakuna mtu Mimi hudharau kama hao 🫣
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Franc™
Franc™@Its_franc_·
Whoever discovered 'waaah' really saved us ju sasa tungekuwa tunajibu aje watu wengine
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Boniface
Boniface@kilundeezy·
Kumbe when the solai dam iliburst it was planned so that they can evict kenyans and bring Israelist.The government doesn’t care
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Nithya Shri
Nithya Shri@Nithya_Shrii·
If you ask the grass, the zebra is the monster and the lion is the protector.
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Lucy
Lucy@bongyluaziey·
My daughter's teacher said that she talks so much that she placed her next to the nonverbal child in the classroom and the child now speaks
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