Kris

@mcandidate (c) Phillips?

Throwing a headbutt towards another player: Yellow card. Touching someone's ponytail: Off you go.

@Jaack Igor Thiago, Harry Wilson, Chris Wood

Who are the top 3 “streets won’t forget” footballers currently active in the Prem?

@mcandidate Is he just not aware how bad it looks for someone if he endorses them? If Jake Humphrey made a positive video about me, I'd change my ways immediately

see PowerPoint FC have come out to bat for Rosenior

So happy this is happening to them, deeply unserious club.

🚨 Pep Guardiola hits back at Jim Ratcliffe: "We treat immigrants or people that come from other countries like they are the ones causing problems for our country. It's a big problem because the fact I am Catalan and you are British? What influence did we have on where we were born? "Everyone wants to have a better life, everyone wants to have a better future for themselves and their families. Sometimes the opportunities are where you are born and sometimes it is in the place where you go. "The colour of your skin or the place where you were born don't make a difference. "Most people run away from their countries for the problems that are in their country, not because they want to leave. "The more we embrace other cultures, truly embrace it, then we will have a better society - I do not have any doubts about that."

Amorim needs to be up on terrorism charges for what he's done.

I’m feeling emotions while watching Man United. What is happening?!

Dalot makes me feel sick

I am better than Sesko, it's not even close

Absolute advert for footy this

Skemtrails

@CallumCrosbie9 I know man, even I'm pissed off at it. Such a stupid decision to stand in an offside position, should know better.

What a fucking ridiculous decision

@rioferdy5 Offside

Morning ☕️ Describe Dimitar Berbatov in “One” word? 🎨

@refsupportuk thoughts on the Brentford yellow for the Mbuemo penalty decision? Should that not be a straight red for DOGSO with him not attempting to play the ball?

Understand the double jeopardy rule etc, but how come that's not a straight red? Clear DOGSO without making an attempt at winning the ball.

Why is everyone so fucking weird man

What the fuck have you done, Paddington?

🚨⚠️ BREAKING: Marc Guehi-Liverpool deal has COLLAPSED. Despite medical done and deal sheet submitted, Crystal Palace don’t approve the move following Igor deal off. Guehi stays at #CPFC. 🦅

That fuckin skeletons gonna justify that decision to disallow the goal to Stephen Warnock and the weird looking lady on Monday and the clip is going to make me want to die