Johnny Karate’s Agent

It’s gonna hit so hard when he scores away at Spurs later this year.

I don’t recall showing ID “everytime” I walk into a restaurant Am I the only one?

Wait, Gyokeres has scored 21 goals for Arsenal now? 😳 - 18 more goals than Isak - 13 more goals than Mbeumo - 11 more goals than Sesko - 11 more goals than Bruno Fernandez - 11 more goals than Phil Foden - 11 more goals than Cole Palmer - 10 more goals than Watkins - 8 more goals than Mateta - 4 more goals than Ekitike - 2 more goals than Joao Pedro And it’s his first season here🥹

The winning time for Golden Tempo in today’s Kentucky Derby was 2:02.27. Secretariat’s winning time in 1973 was 1:59.4. That’s a difference of 2.87 seconds. That translates to Secretariat beating Golden Tempo by over 17 lengths. Big Red’s record stands after 53 years. Legendary.

One of the craziest sports stats you'll see: 19 of 20 horses in this year's Kentucky Derby are descendants of Secretariat The greatest of all time

Karoline Leavitt holds a press briefing at the White House with Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel

Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che!

Goals scored in 2026: 24 - Harry Kane 18 - Viktor Gyökeres 13 - Kylian Mbappé 10 - Erling Haaland 10 - Robert Lewandowski Still don’t believe him?

Game of Thrones Season 6 finale still lives rent free… Cersei Lannister orchestrated one of the most ruthless moves in the series. Using wildfire to destroy the Great Sept of Baelor, wiping out her enemies, the Faith, and anyone in her way in a single moment.

@JesusChryslerII That was at Preakness homie.

My favorite Kentucky Derby video of all time 🤣🤣

🚨🎙️ Ian Wright on Viktor Gyökeres criticism "Listen, the critics are always coming for Gyökeres, talking about his hold-up play, saying he’s not linking up, low touches, the ball’s bouncing off him – all that nonsense! But come on man, look at the stats! The boy’s got 21 goals already this season, scored a brace today, banging in penalties when it matters, and he’s driving Arsenal towards the title! The numbers don’t lie – stop the noise, he’s delivering where it counts! That’s what strikers do, they score goals! 🔥"

👏@KaiKishiii 🇯🇵 from the Adidas video OKWR

Two goals, one assist, the Viktor Gyokeres show 🤩 @Arsenal

Just come across a mad stat. Gabriel Jesus came on and was caught offside more times than Gyökeres has been in the Premier League in 2026. 🤯

Myles Lewis-Skelly ❤️

Phish, Biscuits, Goose.

Diplo owns a 60yr old sheet of Timothy Leary’s LSD. Weird to some, but not that different than game-worn Jordan’s or Paul Newman's actual Rolex Daytona. These niche areas of collecting are growing rapidly, and origin pieces are going to get MUCH harder to find.

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Everything about this Gyokeres assist for Saka is perfect. The vertical run he made, the pause to delay the ball till Saka arrives in space, and then the pass. The number of times he makes this sort of runs and gets ignored is insane