LJ Hernandez

@TychoBrahe @cwgabriel I've only ever bought two D&D books: Dark Sun after your one-shot and now Acquisitions Incorporated. Thank you for ushering me into this world.

Just got 4 drinks at the drive thru n that guy asked 'do ye want a cupholder'. Obviously a do ya fucking reprobate am no a fucking octopus

"If destruction be our lot, we ourselves must be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men, we must live forever or die by suicide."

@TychoBrahe just wait till the first time you accidentally step on him. It's heart-stopping until you realize puppies are indestructible.

@NaomiKyle Skies of Arcadia deserves a sequel.

@MenInBlazers Watching the San Jose Earthquakes try to keep that home unbeaten streak alive. #MLS #PatchAtThePark

Good morning, West Coast! 'Hella' is now in the dictionary: merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hel…

@drpantsless no idea but I'm neither Rodgers nor Hammerstein. We should definitely watch this when we visit you. And Gilmore Girls.

@CMPunk #PondaBaba needs help getting recognition. Won't you give him a hand?

@PHASESmusic @Zeezerizer Great seeing you tonight as always. Here's our wedding video featuring LAX. youtu.be/JjMgkTwso6k

@joyformidable Popscene, San Francisco. I grabbed Ritzy's setlist, written on a paper plate, off the stage.

Lebrob James need to eat carrot for energy to win

@tanehisicoates are they using "intellectual" as a pejorative?

@tadgear strong shoryuken xx FADC xx shinkuu hadouken. Not sure what that means product-wise but I'm excited.

Stop turning Asian roles white. It's bullshit and we all know it.

Once this gets 2,800 RETWEETS, 1 fan wins 2 RT tix from @VirginAmerica. #BusterPosey #FaceOfMLB