Ammo

Larry Madowo’s relationship with Edith Kimani is likely to last a very long time because they both live in separate houses. They only meet when he wants to supply her with high voltage electricity. Even our grandparents used to live in different houses, and that’s why they stayed together till death did them part. These days, partnerships seem to work best when everyone has their own space especially when kids are not yet involved. Gentlemen, this might just be the secret formula to peace, long life, and low blood pressure. No arguments over wet towels on the bed, no interrogations about why you came home at 11 p.m, and no being sent to buy onions in the middle of a football match. Love her deeply, spoil her properly, but let everyone sleep in their own kingdom. Sometimes distance doesn’t kill romance, it keeps the batteries fully charged. Stay guided son.

Nakumbuka hii siku naishiwa na nguvu bana 😭😭😂😂

Same As Mudavadi’s Role In Government

Ndio napata wanadownload ngoma sa Octopizzo 😂

Itajipa lakini yangu itachukua muda kiasi ju najitegemea from scratch but i assure you we'll meet at the top

Amempea za kuingia sugoi under 2hrs

Why don't modern day billionaires live like this?

First date lazima ukue adi na coins za kuekea viwete kwa barabara.

Dembele and Davies recreated this meme. 😂

thank you @googlemaps

You need to liberate yourself from the mindset that you have to "suffer" to make money

Since I started living in Githurai, sijai ona wizi, mostly naingia kwa nyumba saa tano usiku Hiyo inakuanga tu propaganda huku online, this place is very safe

"Envy no one. For whatever you see, a price was paid." Absolute truth.

Just a reminder: MPESA is the most expensive payment platform in the universe. That's why it hasn't been accepted anywhere on this space rock except Kenya.

This is 70 bob here near Chiromo Mortuary

16 likes on tiktok is embarrassing but 16 likes on twitter is like winning a Grammy

@Solomon_Manoti @MaryKwamboks Oya

@MaryKwamboks Mkiambiwa mnunue cold wallet hamtaki

Yaani DCI wanajua accounts za Binance how is this even possible?

@kenyan_prince_ Sio hii jomba?

Too much English and your salary is less than the price of a single watch here

Sio hii jomba