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2 WEIGHT CHAMPION BABYYY @TheNotoriousMMA #UFC205

I saw this shop this morning so I decided to have a look inside. Within seconds 2 men in dresses came up to me and asked me what I wanted. I said ‘do you have a copy of the book on Great Britains policy regarding deportation of illegal immigrants? He said ‘Fuck off and get out, don’t ever come back!’ I said ‘Yeah thats the 1 mate. How much is it?’

ALL CLASS! ⚫️⚪️ CONSTITUTION HILL strikes in the SBK Road To Cheltenham Novice Stakes IN STYLE! @oismurphy @sevenbarrows @Southwell_Races

Jonbon: 111121111211112111112122211 Jonbon in Grade 1 Races: 211211121111212211 Jonbon at Ascot: 1111 Some horse, @NdeBoinville?

No one in pop music history has ever reached this level.

@thepackage1974 @racingblogger Geek

@racingblogger Can see constitutional hill winning just got a funny feeling

🤩 Brighterdaysahead romps home in The Irish Champion Hurdle to win in magnificent style for Gordon Elliott and Jack Kennedy. Lossiemouth was disappointing today, she won’t be winning a Champion Hurdle.

@RacingTV @LeopardstownRC GO HOME MY BABYYYY GO ON HOMEEEEE

Narciso HAS done it 🥇 Narciso Has makes all the running to complete a quickfire Grade 1 double for Willie Mullins. #DRF | @LeopardstownRC 🟩🟨⬜️

Shishkin winning the Clarence House Chase will live long in the memory 💛🖤 WHAT A HORSE HE WAS 🫡 🎬 @itvracing

Meanwhile in Australia... 🙈🇦🇺

🚨 Thriller in the King George! The Jukebox Man denies defending champion Banbridge, Gaelic Warrior & Jango Baie in a vintage renewal of the Festive feature

pub bar staff trying to work a TV remote is like watching a donkey try to build a car

@ick_real Human nature

Best Michael Jackson song of all time but you aren’t allowed to say Billie Jean or Thriller

@owenjonesjourno @ZackPolanski What planet are you two numptys on

He wants to make hope normal again. Reckon it will catch on? @ZackPolanski

@Keir_Starmer Your days are nearly numbered spunkbreath 🫵🏽🙏🏽

I know how tough it can be for families when money is tight. That’s why we’re expanding free school meals to make life easier for families who need it most.

@IFLTV @210bam @naoyainoue_410 Inoue by decapitation

One of THE biggest fights in boxing right now... 🥊 @210Bam 🆚 @naoyainoue_410 Who'd win and how? 🤔 #BamRodriguez | #NaoyaInoue | #BoxingDebate

What a race! 𝐆𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 denies Fact To File in yet another epic John Durkan at @punchestownrace 👏

This is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen 🤣

@ClimateWarrior7 What a riveting made up story.. you sad c*nt

Yesterday we picketed the meat counter of our local supermarket. When anyone tried to buy meat we explained to them that meat causes climate change and is morally wrong. An obese red-faced middle-aged white man came up to us and starting shouting and violently misgendering my wife's boyfriend. Thankfully a Brown man (likely a refugee) appeared and told the man that, if he doesn't care about climate change, he should at least eff off and let decent people like us get on with our activism. The man was a coward like all gammons, and he meekly slunk away. The shoppers who were standing around watching broke into spontaenous applause and cheers. Tomorrow we're going to stop people buying milk. Why are we doing this? Because we care.