Luke

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we both up now

🚨 BREAKING: Net migration to the UK fell to 171,000 from 331,000 in the year to December 2025 - the lowest point since 2012

I saw Bayern 10-2 twice I saw us bottle the league to Leicester I saw the Monaco 2nd leg I saw Baku I saw the Atletico UEL semifinal I saw us concede 33 shots to Watford I saw Newcastle 21/22 I saw 8-2 I saw it all

@LeadingWLegacy Boo hoo

Awful premier league win. I couldn’t even care how bitter I sound or what violins are playing. Terrible side. Arsenal are usually exciting, we just saw them manipulate into winning. No red cards. No penalties against. Football died today.

They put the West Ham VAR call in the season montage. That’s what I’m fucking talking about

The verbal saka’s been giving loool. He held his tongue for YEARSSSS. Give this guy the mic at the parade

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The Arsenal squad arriving at the Emirates Stadium early this morning 😅 ❤️

Bukayo. Big Gabi. Champions.

Do kickups now you fat cunt

Run it back.

This belongs to all of us.

An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training. In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table. The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed. 📘 efl.com/news/2026/may/…

FT Exclusive: Nigel Farage’s claim that he paid for a £1.4mn house with his fee from a reality TV show has been challenged by corporate accounts that appear to show that the income remained on his company’s balance sheet after the property purchase. ft.trib.al/YIuowMb

@axhleighlouise Scary how many people are using it blindly. Why I made the move to Claude

I was using Chat GPT Recently on a subject I knew a lot about to see how accurate it is. I was floored at how much it got wrong. When I'd correct it, it would just reply "oh yeah you're correct😭" What the hell loool. I wonder how many people are using it blindly not checking?

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

I'm delighted for Nigel Farage. According to @nberpubs, Brexit gave our country a 6-8% reduction in GDP per capita, a 12-18% reduction in Investment & a 3-4% reduction in productivity. But it gave Nigel Farage a gift of £5millon. So that's alright.

Grifter

Bring him to the carpet

Club Statement: Yeovil Town FC waltonhershamfc.com/2026/05/club-s…