PJ 👾

“my president is black and my lambo is blue”

The U.S. should NOT use propaganda on our citizens, but that prohibition was lifted in 2013! Thank you @RepDavidRouzer for cosponsoring HR 5704 to repeal the 2013 Smith-Mundt Modernization Act.

How your wife (you’re faithfully married) looks at you after decades of being married (in a church) and having multiple beautiful children together (you love each other deeply). Neither of you are cheating by the way (you are married, to each other).

Nobody over 70 should be allowed to vote.

Being called handsome by a sweet woman while she rubs your face >>

I have now become 5x more antisemitic since Massie lost.

Thomas Massie: "I vote with Republicans 91% of the time. And the 9% I don't, they're taking up for pedophiles, starting another war, or bankrupting our country." An absolute mic drop. 🎤⬇️

might change my name to Wemby’s and only serve french fries after last night’s game

Chet Holmgren postgame press conference:

No smiles & cracking jokes on the OKC bench tonight???

Me liking every OKC slander tweet I see:

Art Vittorio Polidori

Que el sexo vuelva a ser sagrado y matrimonial*

Las mujeres postean esta mierda y después se preguntan por qué todo el planeta y todas las religiones importantes impusieron estrictas restricciones sociales a su libertad desde el principio de los tiempos en todos los lugares donde habitaron los humanos.

Very annoying how much online discourse about gender is driven by women with 99th percentile sexual neuroticism

Shai when he actually has to play against real defense

CITIZENS OF THE NBA UNIVERSE, LEND VICTOR WEMBANYAMA YOUR ENERGY SO WE THE PEOPLE CAN DEFEAT THE UNETHICAL THUNDER 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

RT @Chris_Broussard: DELICIOUS!

7 for 23 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

MVP getting carried by Caruso