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@DrJenIzaakson Jake Paul gave them a backhander to get it on for the lads. Tbf tho, id kiss Gina

17 seconds TKO. And I cried.

They installed machines in Türkiye to feed stray cats, and now some seagulls have learned how to meow hoping they’ll get food too 😭🐈

@NLAHamilton Id sacrifice Van de Ven for my dead gran

Would you sacrifice one of Cristian Romero or Micky van de Ven to make room for Luka Vušković as the main centre-back next season?

@theasewell05 She is demonic. Truly evil.

I had such a strong gut reaction to Helen Webberley last night. I simply don’t believe her. She’s insincere, disingenuous. Downright malign. I meet trans activists ALL THE TIME. This felt different.

Absolutely buzzing for the Rousey and Carano fight and i bet it'll be over in 2 rounds on TKO

Gimme the 20k and the skincare. I've already married the perfect partner, I don't need to get any fatter, and whatever is going on in people's minds is none of my business.

@DrJenIzaakson they've needlessly changed the story for the movie, it seems. i really remember it being 100 boys and 4mph. Maybe we're all weaker now and 4mph isn't feasible for today's Yanks

@DrJenIzaakson It's a Stephen King (under his psuedonym Richard Bachman) novella from 1979. I had it in a 3 book collection and the other ones were the Running Man (later made into an Arnie movie) and Rage (about a school shooter). All quite before their time!

Taking my spurs shirt to work in my packed lunch box so I can change for the Leeds game tonight 🤪

@DrJenIzaakson Mine came early cos I've been eyeing up the Appalachian trail since 2015

It totally looks like the dogs are asking if they can keep the cat ☺️

Watching West Ham vs Arsenal as a spurs fan in this context is a bit like watching a sex tape involving your parents, there isn’t really a possible way we will feel good about it afterwards

@DrJenIzaakson would you pick up a hitchhiking bear though?

Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them. We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken. And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.

Hi @TfL just had the best bus ride of my life! Your driver was amazing with a packed full bus navigating heavy traffic, so skilled and so safe! How do I make sure she's recognised for her efforts?

The Rock