A Sunflower

none of your fucking business. if it were your business then you’d know

nw: something very bad is going to happen

Its moan in my ears Monday

Getting horny from making someone else horny is so much more fun

when i make people laugh and i ask "is it that funny?" , its the non-sexual equivalent of me going "oh, you like that huh"

the extent people will go to avoid accountability is the reason why i will always be fine with being the villain in their story. the truth is the truth regardless of how you spin it.

“whose pussy is this” please direct all questions to my lawyer

Whose pussy is this ? (60 marks)

literally everyone is weird thats why u just need to write in ur journal and go about ur day

Being a high functioning depressed person is so exhausting because I never really know if I’m actually okay or if i am just doing things.

i love teasing.. being teased n getting turned on.. doing the teasing n turning u on.. i love all of it

“get a grip” oh i’ve got a grip honey and it goes crazyyy

walking into the pussy registration office to ask for a change of ownership when i start dating someone new

I really love unserious people so much because yes, everything is funny 😭

do not ask for whom the pussy pops. it pops for thee… severely.

i feel like i was supposed to exist without a body. i am better as a concept or in theory why am i here and why can people perceive me

i think it’s very cute when 2 smokers r in luv & they inhale each others smoke

peak intimacy: uncontrollable laughter together

Twitter becomes like 90% more enjoyable once you start abusing the block button

that moaning in my ear shit does something to my soul