Duncan D. Nuts

It burns when i shit.

@RevelationFinal @William_Spear5 The prayer worked (the one all frens surely did for your situation)

@hoshizorarock A with extra cheese

A チーズハンバーガー B チキンカレー アメリカ人よ🇺🇸 AかBどっちがいいか選びなさい。

@arikoann @hoshizorarock Its a restaurant, and store.

@_PSilvia_ @hoshizorarock 入場料はいくらですか？楽しそうな遊園地ですね。

おい、アメリカ人よ。 見ているぞ。

@BackupFrakes new vacuum?

oh this sucks

I was scanning and looking up radio stations I can pick up and I found this. Somehow I feel like its not gonna be the same as their fishtank performance. #fishtanklive

@ukguysickofbs @tatereeves did you not have numbers of muslim sex offenders incarcerated in the uk because you guys don't arrest them over their?

You really are a complete moron. The UK has an Asian population of 6.5%. The USA currently has over 15,800 sexual offenders from the Muslim population incarcerated. And they have double that serving sentences for sexual crimes. You have a way big problem than we ever have. Why don’t you do yourself a favour, get a passport and get out to the big wide world outside of America and actually learned some real fucking politics and real fucking history and stop making a dick out of yourself by posting shit like this. And you’re a governor? No wonder the USA is so fucked internally. $37 trillion worth of debt and rising, and $5 trillion in assets. I’d say you had bigger problems to worry about at home than you ever do trying to be bitch ass clever responding to posts about other countries. Fucking lame arse..

As we say in Mississippi, “Bless Your Heart.” Or as you say in the UK, “As-Salamu Alaykum.”

@pissvortex and then its too salty on top of that

Asking the McDonald’s cashier for the Baki meal and he hands me invisible miso soup and asks me to imagine it

The Great Mamdini gets on stage to perform a vanishing act. He shows he has nothing up his sleeves. He has the audience check their wallets, there is no money. He taxed it all and made it disappear into thin air.

世界の人々よ。 食べなさい。

@hoshizorarock I am going to eat a dozen of them this month alone. The cheese police cannot touch me. I have diplomatic immunity. Wisconsin is above cheese law.

これはハンバーガーですがXで言語の壁がなくなった今はハンバーガーから世界中の人間と友達になれるツールになりました。 ですが私はチーズ警察なのでこれを食べる人は逮捕しなくてはなりません。

@bigbottlenoprot Im a little more generous 7/10 but i really liked seeing alex b get pushed, landon getting smacked and beat, and burt getting beaten. But yeah season 3 fell off and season 4 was season 4.

I don't know if I can Fonky without Monky

The CIA is absolutely making a dick database with these things

@fleshsimulator Shintoism?

you know exactly which religion it is

I don’t care what anybody says the foreskin burger is fire

@inkblotistan Do you still do blots?

I want to post animal 🥺

@inkblotistan Lovely picture. Get the pigeon in next time please.

In an effort to make original content for X, I took this photo of pigeon, it flew away as I clicked, forgot I had timer on 😔