Pimparoo’s Lucky Day

People of the #ufc community, i have decided to take one for the team. I will fight @TonyFergusonXT. I have 0 mma experience and very little kickboxing and bjj experience. It will be the win he needs. #cso

I can’t stop thinking about this. I think it legit might be my favorite finish in UFC history. The punches follow by the speed in which Grasso takes Barber’s back is truly mesmerizing

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Bro what does Terrance McKinney have to do in order to get a bonus?? wtf

Moicano vs Makhachev

Roman Anthony’s “Roman Empire” nickname variation rookie card 🔥

MLB fans can now get a free Mountain Dew Baja Blast every time a 420 ft home run is hit However, it can only be redeemed five times per season

@PatMcAfeeShow @bubbagumpino Dan stop being an agents tool eSECpn at it again. The biggest games, the playoffs and then head to head. They kicked their dick in the dirt scored 38 to 3.

Dan Orlovsky literally said “what big games” when referring to games that Fernando Mendoza played in. @espn What are we doing here?

Why are 2 Ex Rizin Champs who can sell out a Stadium in Japan, fighting in the Apex?????

WHAT A FOOOOKIN CARD!!!!! #netflix #MVP

This is how pork roll will finally go national

@USABaseball Never make that loser the captain again, fire and ban mark Derosa from ever even speaking of your name, and cut everyone on the team except for Roman, Gunnar, Skenes, and Witt

Hello MLB 26 Community! I have compiled an all-in-one tracker for MLB 26 stats! The plan is to include every program this year along the way! RT for awareness, and have a great year! docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

Things I’d rather do to myself than watch Aaron Judge take clutch AB’s for the team I root forever again: - Waterboarding / controlled drowning - strappado (arms tied behind back and hoisted, dislocating shoulders) - Palestinian hanging / reverse strappado - Stress positions (long-term forced standing, “shabeh”, “tiger chair”) - Forced prolonged squatting with arms extended or bound - “Parrot’s perch” suspension - The rack (medieval joint hyperextension & dislocation) - Judas cradle / “cynocéphale” - Pear of anguish / oral, rectal or vaginal expanding device - Breast ripper / iron spider - Rat torture (container + heat or incision → rats eat through body) - Scaphism (being trapped between boats, force-fed milk & honey, left for insects) - Lingchi (“death by a thousand cuts” / slow slicing) - Bamboo torture (person tied over growing bamboo shoots) - Flaying (removal of skin while alive) - Breaking wheel / Catherine wheel - Boiling / immersion in heated oil, water or pitch - Burning at the stake - Hot pincers / branding irons applied repeatedly - Falanga / bastinado (systematic beating of the soles) - Electric shocks (to genitals, tongue, nipples, rectum, ear canals) - Sexual electrocution / cattle prod to genitals - Forced insertion of objects (bottles, truncheons, live eels, etc.) - Genital mutilation with blades or crushing instruments - “Telephono” (hard slaps simultaneously to both ears → burst eardrums) - Dry submarino (suffocation with plastic bag) - Wet submarino (head repeatedly forced into water or excrement) - “La bañera” (head held underwater in filthy liquid) - Mock execution (gun to head, no bullet / simulated hanging) - Prolonged sleep deprivation (days to weeks) - White noise / sensory bombardment - Phototherapy torture (constant blinding lights) - Forced feeding through nasal tube (sometimes with rancid food) - Denial of water to the point of organ damage - “Dry beating” (severe internal injury without visible marks) - Suspension by wrists or ankles for days - “ crucifixion” tying (prolonged arms-out crucifixion position) - Chemical burns (acid, bleach, chili extract on mucous membranes) - Chili paste / pepper spray applied to genitals & eyes - Dog attacks / trained dogs used to maul - Being locked in confined space with large numbers of insects - Being locked in pitch-black isolation box (“coffin cell”) for weeks - Being forced to stand / sit on broken glass or sharp stones - Removal of fingernails / toenails with pliers - Extraction of teeth without anesthesia - Cutting / partial amputation of fingers, ears, nose - Enforced witnessing of torture / execution of family members

Are we switching Chi-raq to Chi-ran?

New St. Patrick's Day Choice Pack dropping today with 90 Overall Mike Trout as the special insert. WBC Recap program featuring players who performed well in the Tourney and MVP card will go live after the game tonight.

The WBC semifinals include: 🇺🇸 Roman Anthony 🇺🇸 Garrett Whitlock 🇻🇪 Wilyer Abreu 🇻🇪 Willson Contreras 🇻🇪 Ranger Suarez 🇮🇹 Greg Weissert 🇮🇹 Mickey Gasper 🇩🇴 Brayan Bello The Red Sox are guaranteed to have a World Baseball Classic champion.

I’m still kinda confused why the UFC would book two Americans on the White House card in fights where they are going to get slimed in Looney Tunes fashion

Happy pupper..🐕🐾😊

All caps for a single in a 6-1 game Have some shame