Presley

Gonna start calling crime stoppers on the fake people in 2020. Govt said no more plastic #TeamFiji

Randomly came to the realization that I'll be a part of the generation to see the first Kardashian pass away.

RAYE and The Hanz Zimmer!? 👂💦

Faggots make some noise!!!

We’re not kids anymore. Now my mom tells me her problems, and I hide mine so she doesn’t have to worry. ❤️‍🩹

When you're laughing at WW3 memes and suddenly the sun comes out at 3am

Sometimes I wish aliens were real. At least that way, there'd be hope of someplace else to go to that isn't run by monsters

The show Yellowstone is the epitome of "can't catch a break"

Whenever a pretty person is funny you just know they either have a lot of weird family shit going on or they used to be kinda fat or both

Out of ten men, one makes a sexual joke at a woman, two laugh, three fake a chuckle to fit in, and four stay silent. None of them speak up. Later, nine of them still believe they're the "good guys." But from the woman's perspective, the laughter, the silence, the looking away, it all creates the same environment. So when women say"most men are the same," this is what they mean: not that every man harasses women, but that most men help protect the system that does.

Yk how much weight you gotta put on for you to forget to pack your belt for a trip, and it has .01% impact on you?😂😂😭😭

@l3ath3rlov3 This would work on me

I just need a hug from Mac ngl

Nobody: My gay ahh: Dearest gentle breeder

speak for yourself uh. this is exactly how i would kiss My Lover after returning home from a 30 minute grocery store run

can we skip to the part where i travel the world with the loml

I hope the gay English language never stops evolving

Lowkey glad I became a fan of Mac Miller's music after he'd passed. Cause being a fan at the time he left us would've been so shit icl

i hate how physical touch as a love language gets reduced to sex and kissing when it's more like... handholding, laying your head on their shoulder, putting your legs over their lap, tracing their palm, tucking your feet under their thighs. just touching for touching's sake.