Princey

banging on about putting together a team short notice like its a sunday league and dave and gary are too hungover to play and hes struggling to get anyone on the whatsapp group to reply

@Sionboxeo04 eat out to help out

I’d wear her fanny like a Covid mask

🚨 NEW: No 10 says Keir Starmer will be Prime Minister for years to come “The Prime Minister will continue to lead the Government throughout this Parliament and beyond”

We can confirm that, following a comprehensive review, printed matchday programmes will no longer be produced from the start of the 2026/27 season. We recognise the tradition & sentiment printed programmes can hold for supporters. Full explanation 👇 shrewsburytown.com/news/2026/apri…

@Conor1971 @DaftLimmy 100% one of your lot

Nothing to see here, just some walloper cuttin about the centre of Glasgow with nothin on 😂😳🫣😂

Trump has gone full blown crazy.

Matt Le Tissier being up past midnight, mad at Grok for not believing in chemtrails was not on my 2026 bingo card… 😂

Dressed in all black for Everton's funeral ⚰️ 💐

90+2 | SKINNER BURIES IT! ⚪️ HER 2-1 MAR 🟢 #COYW | #OurCity

@pushsquare Jayden - 13 years old

PS5 Age Verification Coming to UK and Ireland, Needed for Messages and Voice Chat. pushsquare.com/news/2026/04/p…

@Coventry_City you just know you've set yourselves up for when you eventually sack him next season...

Why do clubs keep hiring Frank Lampard? 😂

@AncientArgonaut @Daily_MailUS space grifter

@Daily_MailUS It's Corbell and he's selling a product of course. Saved you the time.

EXCLUSIVE - Dead Los Alamos chief's secret UFO files revealed in stunning drop: '100% proof'

@Dominos_UK and every single one of them has been overpriced

we've delivered 91,326,817 pizzas since Spurs last won a game

@GriftReport anyone actually watch this nonsense anymore? Bunch of toffs shouting and jeering eachother. Great way to run the country 👍 bunch of tits

Keir Starmer had a furious bust-up with Commons Speaker Sir Lindsay Hoyle after being ordered to finally answer Kemi Badenoch’s questions at PMQs. Hoyle interrupted sharply: “Prime Minister, it’s Prime Minister’s Questions. We’ve got to concentrate.” It’s the third time recently the Speaker has had to pull Starmer up for dodging and treating it like Leader of the Opposition questions. After the session a fuming Starmer stormed over, whacked his fist on Hoyle’s chair and “let rip.” Even the Speaker has had enough of the evasion.

My boyfriend started putting his phone on airplane mode every night at exactly 10:17pm At first, I thought it was a productivity thing. He said he wanted better sleep, fewer distractions. It sounded healthy. Mature, even. But then I noticed something strange. It didn’t matter what we were doing.. watching a movie, mid-conversation, even in the middle of laughing.. at 10:17, he’d pause everything, pick up his phone, and turn it off. No explanation. No flexibility. Last night, I asked him why that specific time. He hesitated. Then said, “It just works for me.” But later, when he fell asleep, I turned his phone back on. And the first notification that came through made my stomach drop.

Remembering the 97 on the 37th anniversary of the Hillsborough disaster. A tragic day for football and our city. Forever in our thoughts. 💙❤️

Deranged. Disturbing.

@Superchuffer 100% guilty

Alan Vinnecombe. Armchair Detective.

@KieranMaguire How the hell have Everton not been deducted points for this.

Chelsea parent company BlueCo 22, which owns both Chelsea and Strasbourg, and strips out all the transactions between group companies, lost £630m in 24/25, taking total losses since the company formed in 2022 to £1,675 million, or £10.4m a week since the acquisition date of Chelsea

@DaftLimmy I'm sure you will come back stronger 💚 keep on keeping on

Please sit down for this devastating news regarding my new YouTube channel ClipsOfLimmy. I created the channel two weeks ago because I wanted to post several Twitch clips a day without annoying people on my main channel with spam. But after a few days of that, I decided...