The Private Lounge

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This data is WILD.

let me explain the ramifications of this… → 150,000 people just got locked out of their own cars… across 46 states… for 6 days straight and counting → not a software bug. not a glitch. not AI permissions gone wrong. → hackers flooded Intoxalock’s servers and all these vehicles just stopped starting… → these are court ordered breathalyzer devices… people who messed up in the past but have been doing everything right since (hopefully)… and now they can’t drive to work because someone else’s security system failed wild connect the dots… your electric car talks to a server to start. one breach and it’s a 50,000 dollar paperweight your insulin pump syncs to a server. your pacemaker data lives on a server. one breach and it’s not a car that stops working… it’s a body your smart home lock runs through a server. one breach and your front door either won’t open or won’t close now zoom out… Gartner projects $2.5 trillion going into AI this year… only $240 billion into securing the systems it runs on. that’s a 10 to 1 bet that nothing goes wrong the four biggest tech companies (Alphabet, Microsoft, Meta, and Amazon) are rumored to spend $700 billion on AI infrastructure this year alone… while cybercrime is projected to cost the world $10.5 trillion now imagine this happens to Tesla. to a hospital network. to the power grid… every new AI integration is a new attack surface. every API is a new door. every device that “talks to the cloud” is one more thing that can be turned off by someone you’ll never meet and I’m not saying every one of these systems will experience something who really knows what’s secure or isn’t but if you’re building right now… security isn’t the last layer you add. it’s the first one. → 150,000 people have just found out what happens when nobody prioritizes that… archaic government systems and legacy businesses are likely first on the chopping block I hope the rest of us continuously learn from it instead of living it the weakest link in every system is the one nobody bothered to secure like what wild system vulnerability will we see next? does someone hack Area 51?

Fuck Reddit, let it burn. RIP the real people on the rest of the internet.

@gumroad I used to ship a lot of things, until you swallowed Paypal's cock. Maybe you should stop your AI buzzword sloganbot. It's making you look bad.

Imposter syndrome has never once paid anyone's rent. Ship the thing.

Farewell, Master. 🖤

@elonmusk @jonatanpallesen Idiocracy was a documentary sent from the future.

@jonatanpallesen So many smart people I know have fewer than 2 kids

The proportion of high-IQ people in the world is declining fast.

You inspired so many of us. Thank you sir.🫡

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@gumroad But only at the behest of your processing masters.

You're one landing page away from being a business owner.

@KourraVT AMEN

👋

@Lukewearechange @joekent16jan19 If I were in the same position, I’d want any and every opportunity to wipe the enemy off the map.

everyone attacking Joe Kent @joekent16jan19 you understand he is a 11-time combat veteran who lost his own wife to the war on terror!?

@Timcast Can't really say I am surprised. Go against your voting base, lose support. Not rocket science.

The MAGA Coalition is shattered Trump can say "I AM MAGA" all he wants, and it may be true, but lost support means MAGA is meaningless

Big carrot 🥕 💦

@cwt_news IT'S OK WHEN WE DO IT 🤡

So oil is now good?

dog for today

@gumroad After I made you a lot of money selling what I make, you decided that you didn't want me selling what I make anymore.

Teach what you know, sell what you make, keep what you earn.

@noioa_broome It was a lot of fun. Seeing the whole town decorated for it was cool too.

@_PrivateLounge That's great! 😂👍✨Did you have fun at the Kanamara Matsuri? Phallic worship, a form of indigenous belief, is practiced all over Japan, and in my hometown, we do things like this. youtube.com/watch?v=JxNuYj… youtube.com/watch?v=tVxpt5…

日本って奥が深いなぁ…( ˘ω˘) 　巡礼したい。