
@Nyokaffiii @GacheriNdumba @nyabinghidread There’s a time mums were talking about girls getting new phones from idk who na mi nilikua nime change cover kwa yangu. Mum was like; hii simu ni mimi nilinunua kweli hebu. Heeeh. 😂
The Strong One
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Golden Retriever man. Marcus Rashford stan forever. Towett's ozband. Zuri's uncle. Possessor of a certain je ne sais quoi.

@Nyokaffiii @GacheriNdumba @nyabinghidread There’s a time mums were talking about girls getting new phones from idk who na mi nilikua nime change cover kwa yangu. Mum was like; hii simu ni mimi nilinunua kweli hebu. Heeeh. 😂


I swear Super shine Carwash is a pyramid scheme with a pressure washer. The boys will sell you vacuum, leather clean, engine wash, tyre dressing and underbody spray before you finish parking. You agree because they're convincing and your car does look dusty. 45 minutes later you return. The car is wet. That is all. Wet. The vacuum was spiritual. The leather clean was imaginary. The engine is exactly as dirty as your life decisions that brought you here. But the receipt is very real. These boys are not car washers. They are commissioned salesmen who happen to own a hosepipe. The pyramid is you. 😂




Yoğun itirazlardan bunalan Brezilyalı hakem, dikkat çeken bir yöntemle oyuncularla arasına mesafe koydu.

So everything I did as a kid is universal 😂


Embarrassed that @KalashaKenya has decided the president, who has proved he hates artists, should be present at the awards ceremony. Embarrassing. Even the films you're showing are against him. Including but not limited to BLOOD PARLIAMENT. EMBARRASSING.

Sweetheart next time edit watermark 😂💔