SN Njenga

I genuinely believe I’ve made God laugh at least once

Nilimuuliza kama ananipenda akasema yeye hana chuki na mtu🥲

"Si nilikushow mimi mambo ya wasichana niliwachana nayo kabisa"

Huwa nafeel sexually harassed dem akiguza ndevu zangu without my contest

Watu wa Rongai tutafika kesho

Men are not "intimidated" by your degree, your corporate job, your tax bracket, or your fierce independence. They genuinely do not care about your resume. What modern women call "intimidation" is actually just a man walking away because your combative energy, constant need to argue, and refusal to yield is completely exhausting. You aren't intimidating; you are just insufferable to come home to.

Bwana tulikosa food, tukaenda kwa Temple za wa hindi ku watch Movie as we wait for food. Tulikua tuna cheka as if we understand kihindi. Terrible days those bana

There is no single HR department without my Resume

Buana what in the name of traffic is this

The funniest accident ever. Waligonga jamaa wa rangi😂

@NjeriMuchina2 😂ùngùi mutherì

Femboy nake ekaga atia?

My dad always used to say “when you’re in a hole, stop digging.” Lovely man, terrible archaeologist.

it all works out on a random tuesday

Tough times for unmarried Advocates @_SNjenga

@robkm__ Briefs cannot be just disappearing because of small small issues that we can remedy😂 Send something we arrange your wedding this long weekend😂

@StanleyMasinde_ 😂😂😂

I’ve never reached this far 💀 I don’t know what to do.

Brother am not pretending, this is reality.

This is the kind of weather that harshly reminds us bachelors of our station in life.

Set a personal record this morning. Most days lived in a row.

I wonder who ate Njahi first and decided it was fit for human consumption.