MaryJane

I keep singing this, its very soothing

@JustAMomNamedMM I don't believe in it.

I really wish that someone had talked about perimenopause when I was younger. Like I never heard any woman ever talk about it. Not ever. That pisses me off. They should have been warning us girls how bad it was going to be. Instead, we stumble into it blindly

Its cold and windy but I have my knitted earmuffs. My ears are toasty warm.

It makes me feel like this

I hate the way English broadcasters just arbitrarily change the pronunciations of words Tel Ah-veeve became Tel a-viv Paki-stan became Parki-starn Key-ev became keeve. I’m sure there are more examples too. It just grates me a bit.

Interesting Words 🤓 Pick your winner ⭐️ A B C D

@arealmofwonder Jilly-Hooter

@Rainmaker1973 Thats sad

Mr. Bean remembers Princess Diana while meeting King Charles and Camilla.

@Raphael17541023 @TheRoyalSerf I believe so, yes

@_Scary_Mary @TheRoyalSerf yeah, so it was gandhi all the time asking to do not redeem the card?

@Raphael17541023 @TheRoyalSerf Have u ever seen any scammer payback videos? He is saying "Do not redeem the card"

@TheRoyalSerf is this real?

That baked bean at the bottom of the tin that won’t budge

@caffadeus @EVA24011 Glad its helpful 😌

@_Scary_Mary @EVA24011 Just now tried this and you might’ve just saved my life

Since when did sleeping with arms become a problem?? Like, where can I put them that won’t hurt or cause them to go numb??

@inkblotistan Threshold vibes

I'm on the edge of understanding

@KeruboSk Egg and cheese flan

I didn’t even know this was a thing. Texture vs. taste: have you ever disliked a food purely because of how it feels, even though the flavor was actually good?

@Rainmaker1973 Cosy in bed

Only 3 words

@hotsoggi I used to feel this way about umbrellas, too. I still dont wear hats or sunglasses. I actually dont like sunglasses on anyone.

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

@tomhfh Zed sounds awful

If you're British you have absolutely no business saying 'Gen Zee'. We had generation X, generation Y, and now we have generation Z. Zed.

@tomhfh Zee.

@WilliamShatner Still handsome too. Happy Birthday

At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝 I’ve learned two things: Never waste a good cigar. Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻