Scott Keith
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Scott Keith
@_Scotacon_
The living embodiment of the noise dads make when they sit down after a long day
Aberdeen, Scotland Katılım Haziran 2009
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Imagine a Rocky-style montage, but it's just me making a Ramos Gin Fizz on a dead Christmas Eve shift.
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@ItsHomeAlone I tell you every single time to play some ABBA... I finally feel seen.
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Inadvertently came up with the best marketing line for Ovaltine. So good it literally had Scott on the floor of Co-op. But this shit isn't free so hit me up lads; let's take this global 🌎
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When you think about it, James from Busted wouldn't be rushed off his feet looking for Gordon Street today.
Quick Google maps of 'Gordon Street', wedding successfully crashed, back home in time for Corrie, job done.
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I got called a cheese baguette by a customer at work today. You get zero context for this.
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@ItsHomeAlone Can confirm; surprised the butter for the dinner rolls haven't melted as yet
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It is a million degrees in this building.
Siberia Bar & Hotel@SiberiaAberdeen
The team are ready for a fun night at the Scottish Bar and Pub Awards! Wish them luck!
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@ItsHomeAlone @RolloverHotDogs @doulliusCaesar @MRobertandsons @kirstymcp Rollovers are the GOAT of the hot dog game, but there's something that hits different about the cinema ones; the ones you'll find in supermarkets and corners shops don't hit the same. Like a McDonald's coke, they're just better
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Ultimately the best hot dog on the market is blatantly a @RolloverHotDogs hot dog from your local cinema. Feel free to chime in with your opinion but if you disagree with mine/ the committees (@doulliusCaesar/ @_Scotacon_/ @MRobertandsons/ @kirstymcp), you are wrong.
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In this essay I will conduct a critical study of the quality of hot dogs at entertainment venues.
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Turns out cinema screenings need gadgies doing pushups mid movie to really bring it all together; who knew?
Icing on the cake...
One armed pushups.
Cursed. Just cursed.
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Will I need to see any other Barbie films before swing this one? Want to be caught up on any official lore
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@KISSFresh this @ItsHomeAlone mix is 🔥🔥, and he's got a voice for radio... Just saying
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Alexa, play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song
Siberia Bar & Hotel@SiberiaAberdeen
Heads up; McPhee tried to take the Cavern sign down outside the doughnut shop, he got it down only to reveal another Cavern sign. Comedy gold.
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The sheer amount of neon feathers littering the streets of Edinburgh right now is impressive...
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