Michael
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🚨 HOLY SMOKES!! Speaker Johnson just told the Senate to SCREW OFF, he's NOT passing their DHS funding deal that leaves out ICE
"This GAMBIT that was done last night is a JOKE! It CAN'T be that every Senate Republican read the language of this bill!" 🔥🔥🔥
Johnson then READS where the bill says ICE won't get funded
"WE'RE NOT DOING THAT and it is unconscionable to me that the Democrats would force some sort of negotiation at 3 o'clock in the morning and try to hoist this upon the American people and then get on their JETS and GO HOME for their holiday and pretend and think that we're going to go along with that!"
FIGHT HARD MAGA MIKE
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@BenArchiba99083 @NevadaLiberty64 @elonmusk Is that a joke? It’s nothing but bots, scammers, and people with the IQ of a slug. And it’s the largest flippin’ echo chamber even to exist. Like what?
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@_ScruffMcGruff @NevadaLiberty64 @elonmusk I do. It's vastly less of an echo-chamber of counter-factual information.
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Probability of me getting a fair trial if this is how the judge dresses is 0.0%
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
NEW: Elon’s attorneys are calling on Clinton-appointed Judge Charles Breyer to investigate the jury in Musk's recent Twitter acquisition case after jurors were mocking Musk in court. RIGGED
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Black parents are statistically more likely to use physical punishment than other groups. This practice is a subject of significant debate within the Black community, with experts and advocates arguing that it is a legacy of slavery and a form of racial trauma, not an intrinsic cultural tradition.
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@BobCornell38049 @elonmusk Lmao that doesn’t even make sense. Are you counting both sides too? 🤣
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@rios_mason30459 @DChase007 @emkenobi A bunch of weirdos defending another weirdo’s masturbation habits. Wild.
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@DChase007 @emkenobi Maybe because hes supposed to be the fbi director who works for the fbi
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He has to off himself now cause there is no living this down 😭
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@RightWingCope Nigga was gooning today too
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@NevadaLiberty64 @elonmusk Fuck, I just choked 😂 That’s sad af if you believe that. Put them all on the right if you like (why tf are Nessenger and WhatsApp on there? They’re not even social media. They’re communication apps. May as well put ‘text messaging’ in that bunch), but don’t play a fool
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@KennyP70012946 @BenArchiba99083 @NevadaLiberty64 @elonmusk Lmao you really said “I like my misinformation. Leave me alone.” 😂
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@NevadaLiberty64 @elonmusk X represents "truth" to you? It's the largest cesspool of misinformation on the internet these days.
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@JonnaMargaux @elonmusk Jfc we’re quoting Bukele now?? 😂 Holy shit
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@MattWalshBlog Why is that? Because “ugh! Colbert! Cooties!”? 😂 My god you people are a bunch of pussies. The man has one of the most ridiculous levels of Tolkien knowledge. Don’t worry, you’ll live. And probably even enjoy it. You whiny fucking snowflake.
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This might in fact be the worst idea anyone has ever had in history
Variety@Variety
NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum." The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began." Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens. variety.com/2026/film/news…
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@unusual_whales So does the @SECGov even do anything these days or should @DOGE have axed them too 🙄
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BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market.
In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold.
These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time.
The trader seemingly made huge gains.
Unusual.
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@SonofLiberty357 @elonmusk @judytgolf Oh damn, it is. You’re actually that stupid and not faking for engagement. Wow
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@SonofLiberty357 @elonmusk @judytgolf Lmfao where. Lemme check your account real quick. Guaranteed not based in US
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It’s not 🍇, it’s rape. It’s not 🌽 it’s pornography. I’m so fucking tired of your shitty Tiktoktisation of incredibly serious, adult issues. There is no reason to use algorithm get arounds here. It’s not funny, it’s not cute, and it trivialises serious and deadly issues.
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@RealJamesWoods @elonmusk LMFFAAOOOOO boomer as fuck 😂 How embarrassing
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People on X got this figured out at lightning speed. It’s a phishing scam, albeit it a convincing one. Thank you for your help. I assume this is actually someone from support, but on the off chance it’s actually you, may I say you are an extraordinary person. @elonmusk
Elon Musk@elonmusk
@RealJamesWoods What were you sent?
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@Jessica42806219 @RetroCoast That’s what you call sound your own research?
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It appears Netanyahu was killed in a hypersonic missile attack on his home.
To camouflage the incident, Israel will wait 10 days then announce Netanyahu died from an "undisclosed medical condition" such as an aneurism
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