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Going to sleep tonight knowing Parvati Shallow played her best game ever and is now officially a 2 time survivor winner #SurvivorAU

hate him or love him but his reactions to huda & her delusions are so funny & real idc #LoveIslandUSA

7 mins past and still not on @peacock where’s @loveislandusa

@lilbellataco I’ll puke jus reading this

watching a podcast about hotdogs while eating a hotdog and wearing a kirkland all beef hotdog shirt

@longliveskyz Ohhhh rlyyyy

The likely hood of me moving out of Chicago in the next two years or even next year is high. I feel like I already served my purpose here and it’s time to move on to bigger and better things.

I hope when I die people honor my memory by posting thirst traps of me

while yall drink and do drugs, I go to Pilates and drink smoothies. Then I go drink and do drugs

@longliveskyz He’s a girls guy

Yall need to understand that my girls are my boys

@DHSgov been trying to report a sex trafficking crime for 2 hours on the phone and I’m still on hold that’s kinda ridiculous

Ok so I watched the Jerry springer doc and now I can’t stop watching best of Jerry springer compilations on YouTube

I think ima jus send it n go California sober, unless I go outta the country then it’s fair game imo so if y’all wanna party with me ya gotta bring me outta the country. Sorry I don’t make the rules

I hate when a mf ask me “what u do for a living” bítch I do what I gotta do

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK

Me refreshing twitter over n over hoping I will see my regular feed and election fear mongering will jus magically disappear

How bout a lil optimism ehhh

@MrsJellySantos I jus know this all ppl involved are Tampa bitches

Last night she attended a hurricane Milton party at her boss’s house and today woke up to her fíance having sex with her.

@yungtacobella Periodt

i don’t need a therapist i just facetime @_Sea_Gill_ and get the same effective

when i say i am a retired party girl, all it means is that i don’t go out 6/7 nights of the week anymore. instead, i go out one night for 72 hours straight like an adult.