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I think about this every day How did they know?

@a1lon9 Ok but… wen airdrop

today is a turning point for $PUMP and pump fun I want to give more context on the bigger picture and where we're actually going. over the past ~9 months, 100% of revenue went into buybacks. basically no other platform in crypto has done that at this scale. however, we received ongoing feedback specifically on the feeling of a lack of trust - in the certainty of buybacks, in what would happen to the bought-back tokens, even in whether the business itself would be here in a year. today, we’re changing that. it started with burning ~$370M worth of $PUMP purchases. ~36% of the circulating supply removed from circulation, forever. but that isn’t enough. we’ve also allocated 50% of our next year of revenue to programmatic buybacks & burns. no more uncertainty for those who believe in us & those we’re proud to call our community. but why not 100%? the short answer is the business simply needs the other 50% to grow. a large treasury gives us the flexibility to make big bets over the next 5-10 years, and 50% of ongoing revenue enables us to build better products, infrastructure & reinvest into the ecosystem. I am extremely confident that 50% of the business we're building toward will dwarf 100% of the business we have today.

Name a video game that you've easily put 1,000 hours into Gifs only!!

Sooooo is crypto dead or is anyone at all still here?

We’re blessing one of our followers with $1,000 for a chance to win: ❤️ like + repost 😈 follow @daremarket all platforms One winner will be randomly selected on April 25th

@nocontextmemes Legally changing my name to Interbob

@DramaAlert What’d he OD on? @grok

Clavicular allegedly OVERDOSED on stream… PRAY FOR HIM.

@CreatedByEric @remarks Bro not everything is a conspiracy theory

@remarks Crazy how he went from being center of the screen to the right as the camera zooms out JUST before he gets smacked. The most obvious setup I've ever seen lmfao.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Popular streamer Sneako gets punched in the face while live in New York.

6 months ago KuCoin admitted fault for my $300K liquidation. Here's what happened since. I took a Google Meet with their Head of Futures. I went to an in person meeting at Tribes in Dubai Mall with their Global Business Director. I sent 10+ proposals. I gave them every possible way to make this right. On the call they took full responsibility. They admitted the liquidation was caused by broken infrastructure. Their platform failed and they said so themselves. But here's the part that's hard to believe. Their Head of Futures couldn't understand basic futures mechanics. I had to explain how margin, liquidation and order book depth works to the person running the futures division at a top 10 exchange. The person responsible for resolving my case didn't understand the product that caused it. Their first offer: bring us $2.5 billion in trading volume and you can "earn it back." I did the math for them live in the chat. $10,000 per 100M volume. That's 0.01% return. To recover $250K I would need to generate the monthly volume of a top 50 institutional desk. For free. I said no. Their second offer was worse. $20K upfront, but only if I hit 1,000 active users and $300M in volume first. Then a $30K "cashback" that requires KuCoin's manual approval. I said no again. Their third offer was even worse than the second. $10K/month. Halved the numbers from the deal they already couldn't close. After an in person meeting. After a Google Meet. After weeks of negotiations. Every single offer came with the same condition: delete the tweets, stop talking, and come work for us as a KOL. Promote the exchange that wrongfully liquidated me. Bring them users. Make them money. Then maybe they'd consider giving back what they took. I told them in the chat: "It's like someone steal from me $250K and then tells me come work for me and you'll make it back (maybe)." Their response? "Let me think about it." Then silence. Weeks of silence. I had to chase them for every single reply. Christmas came and went and I gave them a final deadline January 6th. They came back with yet another lowball. KuCoin had their Head of Futures, their Global Business Director, and multiple senior reps in this group chat. They all saw every message. They all went quiet when it mattered. Today I'm releasing the full 30 minute Google Meet recording and the complete Telegram history. Every message. Every offer. Every time they went silent. You'll hear them admit fault and then watch them do nothing about it. They had 6 months to make this right. They chose silence. Video drops today.

@IfindRetards @MarkJCarney

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@MarkJCarney Bitch

We’re saving you money at the pump. Starting next Monday, we’re suspending the federal Fuel Excise Tax on gasoline and diesel across Canada. You’ll save up to 10 cents per litre from April 20 until Labour Day.

@DrClownPhD Does this mean if I try to move from Canada I’ll have to pay $500,000?? @grok

They are discussing a $500k exit tax in Canada! So if you leave, you have to pay them! What kind of fvcked up society does that!?

@GamewithDave Nothing beats ATV Offroad Fury

What game is this?

@alphafox Shoutout to the sheriff for enforcing it. Everyone drives in the passing lane where I’m from because no one tells them not to (except for the obvious road sign saying “Keep Right Except to Pass” but you can’t expect these people to know how to read)

If you’re not passing, stay out of the left lane: 🤨

@6ixbuzztv It’s like he’s say words but they just don’t mean anything

PM Mark Carney was asked what he would say to Canadians paying nearly $2 a litre at gas stations

@BitcoinCom It’s time for YouTube to be replaced with something else. Someone needs to start building a YouTube killer

YouTube deleted our channel for being "harmful and dangerous." Our content since 2015: #Bitcoin education. Wallet tutorials. Objective news. YouTube's content: crypto scam ads running 24/7 with zero moderation. Appeal rejected. No strikes. No explanation. Just an algorithm that can't tell a 10-year-old company from an actual scam. @TeamYouTube — can we get a human, or do we need to buy an ad first?

@LeadingReport Is this verified? What are the details? @grok

BREAKING: Aliens are real and human contact has taken place, according to Tim Burchett.

fuck.

@gaylestc @BurgerKing @BurgerKingCAN Still good for another 63 years

Hey @BurgerKing do you think I can still claim this Whopper? @BurgerKingCAN

@alphafox Just one of those days

Sometimes it’s just one of those days: 🤷