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Dear God, please gravitate me towards things and people that are genuinely meant for me. Where my thoughts and affective faculties are valued. 🙏🏽

Say nothing. Just retweet.

@TheGaffer_Neha Lmaooooo this reach is insane

It's 12 pts between Man United and Arsenal. Sunderland can hold Arsenal again, Liverpool will obviously beat Man City and Villa are dropping form...If we can just win our next two games,we would be 2nd place and with 14 games left, we could potentially win the league.

Alll friends of Manchester United drop your handles now and let’s follow you!!!!

@MrMekzy_ It’s tough!😂

Go to ChatGPT and use this prompt: Create a caricature of me and my job based on everything you know about me. Come back and share your photo: I'll go first.😂

Current Status: ○ Single. ○ In a relationship. ● Waiting for “Cunha-Bruno-Cunha-Bruno-Cunha-Bruno-Luke Shaw-Cunha”

It won’t allow players to take a straight shot.

Went from struggling to get 2 wins on the bounce in a year to getting 3 wins in a row within the space of 3 weeks, Michael Carrick you have changed my life

Michael Carrick was a class act as a player and he can become a great coach as well. Nothing is impossible for this guy. Personally, I’m proud to have played with him by my side as well as with him as a manager on our bench. 🙌🏽👊🏽

@LegacySiu Di Maria🫱🏾‍🫲🏽

Guess the player Very Hard

Don’t say anything just retweet to annoy them 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Smh!!

@Emperorjess500 @FTBLsection @grok I’m trying to cash in 😂🫱🏾‍🫲🏽

@_SnakerDaRay @FTBLsection @grok 😂

THROWBACK to when a taxi driver traveled 120km only to return Manuel Neuer his lost wallet with 800€ and 2 cards in it. In return, Neuer offered him his signed goalkeeper shirt as a sign of gratitude. The taxi driver was left disappointed and angry: "This prize is a mockery. I have four children. I can't do anything with the jersey." According to the taxi driver, he had spent 400€ alone on driving to return the wallet, and by German law, he is entitled to 5% of the value of the retrieved property.

All hopes on Man United

I’m too shameless as a United fan. The conversations I’ll put Carrick in if we win today are gonna be disrespectful.

@LollyEncod Bottom line! These are mid!!!

@_SnakerDaRay you don't know what you are talking about shut up my guy

Nah fam! You should take some time studying sacred geometry

Save up and get a car , when you are asleep , it's also in the yard. Safe . You exclusively drive it alone whenever you want . You can drive it slow , fast , like a maniac or even in reverse if that's your vibe . Take good care of it always . Fill it up at every chance and it will happily be with you till you die . Completely forget about the streets and walking them . They not safe . Not in South Ah.