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@InsiderGamingIG 80% of your audience are dumb asses

80% of Our Audience Would Pay $100 For Grand Theft Auto 6 insider-gaming.com/audience-pay-o…

@TheAthleticFC Step one to sports media - Make everything about Arsenal

Ollie Watkins’ brace against Liverpool takes his tally in the Premier League for the season to 14, making him the division’s highest-scoring English player. His two goals also mean he surpasses a notable name on the Premier League’s all-time top-scorer list...

@BBCSport Safe to say neither of these teams are winning the league next season

Aston Villa emphatically confirm their place in next season's Champions League ✅⚽✨

@TeleFootball Time to remove them from the playoff and dock them points for next season

🔴 Exclusive: Southampton ‘spied’ on multiple Championship clubs Middlesbrough want Eckert’s side kicked out of play-off final 👇 telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@TheAthleticFC @OliverKay He knows it's over for City, the punishment is coming for all the cheating

There will be no U-turn, no last-minute change of heart. Bernardo Silva has heard the rumours that he might once more be talked into staying at Manchester City, but this time his mind is set. In an exclusive interview with @OliverKay, Bernardo talks about highlights, crushing disappointments and the pain of losing a close friend; about team-mates, opponents and a “genius” coach, Pep Guardiola, who will be the toughest act to follow when he leaves City; about a tunnel bust-up with Manchester United, giving Liverpool’s champions the cold shoulder and why it was about time Arsenal “began to man up”; about his own game, on-pitch intelligence and why he feels an increased focus on set pieces — and match officials’ struggle to police them — has at times made this Premier League season a turn-off. @BernardoCSilva interview, free to read here: bit.ly/4ui15Fm

Q: Did you talk to Xi about the cyber attacks that he's done in the United States? TRUMP: I did. And he talked about attacks we did in China. You know, what they do, we do too. We spy like hell on them too. I told him, 'we do a lot of stuff to you that that you don't know about.'

@TeleFootball @Carra23 Ole II

'Over the past four months, Carrick has bought himself and the Manchester United board a valuable commodity that is generally elusive in football: time. 'He has restored a sense of normality – an underestimated quality at any club, let alone one of the biggest.' As @Carra23 explains, the United hierarchy must feel they are finally in a blissful situation where they can wake up every morning without worrying about the next drama unfolding 👇 telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@chirikimmy @wilding_gyres Elon wouldn't even let you lick his boots for free

@wilding_gyres I wish Elon can sanction those spewing rubbish about him and his president.

This is the most artfully constructed and well-planned humiliation I have ever seen.

@TheAthleticFC Shows they aren't very confident Ole II

Manchester United are proposing an initial offer to Michael Carrick for a two-year contract as head coach, with the option of an additional season to 2029. Talks are now underway after co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe gave the go-ahead following an executive committee meeting this week where chief executive Omar Berrada and director of football Jason Wilcox made the recommendation for Carrick to get the job full-time. More from @lauriewhitwell Free to read 🔗 bit.ly/49O62xg

@Osinttechnical It's kinda funny the U.S. administration thinks Germany or Europe give a fuck about this, the U.S. is weak and unreliable

The US is canceling the deployment of an Army artillery unit created just months ago with the purpose of expanding long-range strike (TLAM, SM-6) capabilities in Europe. The 3rd Battalion, 12th Field Artillery Regiment will not deploy to Germany.

@Aviation_Intel Trump class battleship you say

Nuclear-Powered Trump Class Battleships Will Reverse One Of The Navy’s “Largest Mistakes”: Navy Boss The Chief of Naval Operations says giving up on nuclear-powered surface combatants was one of the worst decisions his service has ever made. twz.com/sea/nuclear-po…

@arsenalbarclays Not sure Arteta would be keen on signing a bit of a wanker on massive wages, I imagine he'll fold and take what Madrid offer him because no one else will

I'm more and more convinced that Vini Junior on the left would be perfect for us. Vinicius Junior’s Real Madrid contract is due to expire at the end of June 2027 — and there is still no sign of a renewal in sight.

@sonyxperia The AI ones look like shit

The new AI Camera Assistant* with Xperia Intelligence brings stories to life. Using subject, scene and weather, it suggests expressive options with adjustments of colour, exposure, bokeh, and lens for breathtaking photos*. sony.co.jp/en/xperia-1m8/… #SonyXperia #Xperia1VIII

@Block13Gooner @TheAthleticFC He's raging James Maddison got caught diving again and is lashing out

@TheAthleticFC Hey Jack (spurs fan) please explain why the events at West Ham make it a terrible week for VAR? Or are you just peddling click bait trash again?

This has been a terrible week for VAR. The events at West Ham, Tottenham Hotspur and Motherwell proved as much. And to think its introduction was designed to “get rid of headline mistakes and scandals”. Instead, they have not been removed from the game but have in fact been piling up like never before. Mistakes and scandals that are not just one-off errors, misses, lapses of judgment, but rather an inevitable part of the VAR system. There is one clean clear simple solution for this, @JackPittBrooke argues. That is full abolition without delay. 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/72757…

@TheAthleticFC Interesting the City washing media left out the real VAR scandals this week City Vs Brentford, where Brentford should have had 2 penalties and City 2 red cards

@TheAthleticFC What the fuck are you talking about, this week showed it's great, West Ham were caught double fouling the keeper and James Maddison dived. Unfortunately the rage baiting media will always have dog shit headlines with or with VAR

@TheAthleticFC Who the hell was calling him the shrewdest signing lol He's absolutely wank, but he looked half decent in a kids tournament despite being older than them all

Harvey Elliott was hailed as one of last summer’s shrewdest signings when he joined Aston Villa on loan. Since then, he has played just 277 minutes - and his career is in limbo. Unai Emery thinks the situation is "embarrassing for everyone involved". Arne Slot says he will be part of Liverpool’s pre-season plans but is there really a future for him there? And if not, what then? 📝 @greggevans40 and @jamespearcelfc nytimes.com/athletic/72723…

@ChrisWheatley Too many Arsenal players, it's going to split the vote

2025/26 Premier League Player of the Season nominees announced

@Survation @LabourList He's another empty suit with negative charisma who looks at politics as a career for himself and not to help people

NEW: Wes Streeting would lose a leadership contest against Keir Starmer After being narrowly ahead of the Labour leader in November of last year, our latest poll with @LabourList finds that now: - Streeting would have the backing of 23% (-10 since November) of the membership in a leadership contest - Starmer takes a 30-point lead (+18 since February) over his potential challenger 1/7

@fkhanage Remember when they were saying Arsenal wouldn't be legitimate winners of the league because they scored from corners Rage baiting cretins

Very weird media coverage of Arsenal over the last day or two, from podcasts to fan groups. Just bizarre.