Autumn

@Gabitto17 He's a joke....

Tinubu has ordered for 5000 CCTV cameras to be installed in plateau state. State wey light no dey o. A very clueless, incompetent President. 😭 😭 😭

@Truthonlykid2 @iamscrummy_ This shows the level of ur intelligence

@iamscrummy_ I’m very sure she is Yorugba

“Don’t forget I gat the biggest Kpekus in the world” ~Mother of 3 says

@itsTseTse Girls dey chop beans too?

E don tey wey I chop beans. Another day to remind you that beans and ripe plantain is a combo made by God in heaven!

@James333555 Make bandits catch u inside forest

Where in Nigeria can you have a date like this without fear?

@onu_slim @jon_d_doee Uncle Slim's advices are priceless... Heed to it my brr

Bro, I read everything you wrote, every single line, and I am not going to pretend it is not serious, because it is. But I need you to stay with me for a moment. You made a terrible mistake, then you made it worse trying to fix it, then worse again. I understand that spiral, the desperation, the panic, the feeling that the next trade would recover everything and make it like it never happened. That is not stupidity, that is a man drowning and grabbing at anything. But you are still here, and that is the only thing that matters to me right now. Let me tell you something, and I need you to receive this carefully. I have seen worse than your situation, much worse, in this same forex. I personally witnessed someone lose 180 million naira, not millions, one hundred and eighty million. The shame, the threats, the sleepless nights, the feeling that life was over, he went through all of it. Today that same man has paid back every kobo and is living in the UK, building a life nobody thought was possible after what happened to him. Your situation is serious, but it is not the end, and it is not the worst that has ever been survived. That man who told you it was better you had died, forget everything he said. Pain and shame do not give anyone the right to say that to another human being, do not let his words become your verdict, he does not get to decide what your life is worth. You have two weeks, that is not the end, that is a window, and windows exist to be used, you no kill person ….na owe you owe and a responsible man pays his debts. Talk to your twin brother directly, not through someone else, directly. He is your twin, he already knows something is wrong, let him in fully. You should not be carrying this alone, and he should not be hearing it secondhand. It shows you are very weak mentally and still a boy. So step up your character…. Nothing is goddamn impossible The money is a problem, a serious one, but money problems have been survived before. Shame has been survived before. People have stood in far worse rubble and rebuilt. What cannot be rebuilt is a life that ends prematurely because the weight felt permanent in a moment that was always going to pass. You stopped yourself before because of your mum, hold onto her again, hold onto your brother, hold onto whatever is still breathing inside you that made you reach out and write all of this down. That part of you, the part that is still talking, still reaching, that part is not dead, do not let the rest of you give up on it. Stay safe

Please read from a young man. He used millions of money kept in his care to "trade" and he lost it all. If you have any advice for him, you may wish to advice him.

@moyolawal Face looks like she has Houseflies on it

Sheybi my bullies are happy now 😔😭 …😂😪😪

@kenkenlewu Why u kon dey tell us... How do we even confirm this?

A junior staff in my office dièd last year. Just three days before his death, he sold a piece of land to pay for his wife’s bride price. He told me that his wife wanted to use the entire money about ₦800k to buy clothes, shoes, and a new phone for the event. I advised him to keep ₦400k aside and told his wife he was owing someone, so she should manage the remaining ₦400k. He sent the ₦400k to me for safekeeping. On the third day, while going to his wife’s village to drop some wine, he had an accîdent on his way back and passed away. When the office invited his wife to discuss bûrial arrangements, I told her that her husband’s money was with me. I immediately transferred the ₦400k to her.

@jon_d_doee Make hin marry hin thing oo... abeg who hin wan kon leave am for

I had a brief conversation with him.

@officialABAT Aw ur visit wan take stop the kilings there...?

I have postponed my trip to Iperu, Ogun State. My first duty at this moment is to stand with the people of Plateau. I will be in Jos to commiserate with families who have lost loved ones and to reaffirm that those who seek to spread fear will not prevail. We will continue to strengthen our security response and ensure that justice is done. From Plateau, I will proceed to Lagos to observe Good Friday, and then continue with scheduled engagements in Ogun, Lagos, and Bayelsa focused on infrastructure, trade, and economic growth. In moments of grief, we must stand together. In moments of progress, we must keep building. The work continues. Nigeria First. Bola Ahmed Tinubu President

@onu_slim AI took over their jobs

Omo

@MekaWrights I rate am over microwaved foods

I won’t rate you if you eat street Akara, it is unhygienic

@_belikebaddy I promise u stable electricity wen u vote me ehn

Best caption wins, let’s go.

@migmaxtip0 Marrying one ain't bad unno😉

what ever you do make sure fvcking an Asian girl is on your bucket list.

@abazwhyllzz We need to fight for ourselves government ain't doing shi

Jos is bleeding Plateau is bleeding Government do something we are pleading. This is so sad💔

@migmaxtip0 Gbam..🙌

No pornography No pornography No pornography No pornography No pornography No pornography No pornography No pornography No pornography No pornography I challenge you to try this; • No days off from the gym. • No cheating meals. • No accepting disrespect. • No setting small goals. • No skipping days. • No toxic friends. • No bad habits. • No junk food. • No fapping. • No games. • No sugar. • No fear. • No porn. This is what you get; - Beautiful skin - More sociable - Enjoy s*x more - Less time wasted - Less energy wasted - Increased willpower - Your life will change - Your aura will change - Sleep quality improves - Increased testosterone - Become more muscular - Become more handsome - You will be greedy for life - You will not waste money - You will have more energy - Feel happy in small things - More popular with the ladies - Stops you from concentrating - Increased confidence and positivity What else would you ask for?

@MindOfNaijaLife @onu_slim Oh Chim..... Expect dem popo for ur domot

@onu_slim Candles on the cake have more reliability than the national power grid.

Happy Birthday Mr. President. 74 years old today. Nigeria has had light for about 74 minutes this month. Coincidence? Probably.

Pray For Jos.💔

@OzorNdiOzor Old Fools exist?

“Nigeria bad, Nigeria bad, See wetin I bought for €9 which is N16k”

@crazeclown Na fools go join hand believe am

You are campaigning with electricity that is presently in a worse condition than you met it?

@Allezamani Do u think we learn?...

Tinubu is campaigning with electricity again, after he used it in his first term. Does this man take Nigerians for fools?