The Crumble

This is what it was like spending time with our son’s dead body. He had cancer so there was nothing we could do to stop it. I think I’m posting this because many making/avoiding decisions right now haven’t held their child’s corpse.

You know when you think - it’s bad , it’s actually as bad as it could be , nothing could make things any worse . . . then . . . bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

@SPCK111 @MANCHESTERMUS10 Big Dave is long gone. He’s now working at a rehab centre for reformed superbikes in Stoke on Trent.

Describe this record in just one word. #Oasis

@LUFC @adidasfootball You can run through the woods in it

🦚 Bold and beautiful! Introducing the #LUFC x @adidasfootball 2023/24 away kit!

Boris Johnson has resigned as an MP after the Privileges committee found him to have misled parliament. The law is finally catching up with the wise guys of the Tory party.

She was a fucking malignant cunt as are you. Well done.

@ThaFlyingYrkshm @finnoctane I only come on Twitter now for a weekly dose of misery. I come here to top up the despair and then head to Facebook to replenish my levels of hopelessness 👍🏻

@_TheCrumble_ Not oft that I find a good quality savoury pudding in the Home Counties but I’ll grant you that suet can be a pastry that dreams are made on!

@finnoctane Microwaving suet, good good man. Thanks for the heads up re Bisto caramelised union (sic) gravy - that’s on the Waitrose shopping list now ☺️

@_TheCrumble_ LOL…this was a frozen number that I microwaved 😓 But does Bisto’s caramelised onion do the job, it’s been a long week hassling the scabs at the picket line 🤣

🤣 The Rodrigo celebrations are back!

A river of boiling shit flows through your town. You haven’t seen a tomato for 18 months. MOTD is 3 minutes long and narrated by a parakeet. Your salary is paid directly to British Gas. You solve a riddle to speak to a GP. You feel people come here because they want an easy life

Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.

@FlinchOR That is very sweet of you to remember little old me. Emphasis on the old. ☺️😘👍🏻

@_TheCrumble_ Happy birthday month, legend. =]

I was all for having friendships with people no matter how they voted But now… Knowing people are dying needlessly because of our crippled NHS Not just the elderly, but babies too If you continue to vote Tory despite this …you can go f*ck yourself. thetimes.co.uk/article/ambula…

My summary of recent events: DOG SHIT. Full video here: youtu.be/aIh7XJVxCAY

If I’d know that Brexit would lead to the complete destruction of the Tory party, I would have voted for it.

The damage is done.

one mp said to me last night