Finnoctane

It’s comin’ome

@brennig LOL the stars…man even Jerry got that correct for Pearl Harbor 😅

@weeemrcb @Premises187 I’d love to see this legally tested…the wheelwell specifically 🤣🤣🤣

@Premises187 To my knowledge the keys can't be inside the car. If your drunk inside the car, then the keys must be left outside (wheelwell is the safest place I guess)

There was a time I bragged about going "pedestrian mode" and pushing my motorcycle through a closed road. Remember if you do it you must have your engine off and key out!

@kinkypimp [Fans self] It’s hard when the cars you want to drive are designed to be cars to be driven in 😅

@finnoctane Magnificent! A man of your standing deserves to be driven in this.

@kinkypimp I’ve been looking in the wrong direction this whole time…the real game has always been the 600 Pullman Landaulet 🤤

@_TheCrumble_ As he peered through the window of his Porsche, he was unable to tell Aldi or Waitrose apart 😁

@finnoctane Microwaving suet, good good man. Thanks for the heads up re Bisto caramelised union (sic) gravy - that’s on the Waitrose shopping list now ☺️

@_TheCrumble_ Not oft that I find a good quality savoury pudding in the Home Counties but I’ll grant you that suet can be a pastry that dreams are made on!

@ThaFlyingYrkshm @_TheCrumble_ LOL sorry C 😏 I’m taking the Fawlty Towers approach, only quality initially then nothing but will start tweeting again once I become a bitter old fool 🤣 I’m a little more active on the ‘gram!

@_TheCrumble_ LOL…this was a frozen number that I microwaved 😓 But does Bisto’s caramelised onion do the job, it’s been a long week hassling the scabs at the picket line 🤣

@finnoctane That looks sexual! 🍆 I bet they don’t serve gravy with it in the Home Counties though eh?! 🙄

The #Last747 just couldn’t resist coming back for one last pass. A very sedate Go Around as it went off to draw the coolest 747 logo with crown in the sky. Goodbye old friend. 😪 #last747 #Boeing747 #boeing #AtlasAir #aviation #avgeek

Fuel duty to go up by 12p a litre 🥵 Wasn’t mentioned in the Commons today but can be found on Page 57 of 68 of the OBR’s report: obr.uk/docs/dlm_uploa…

EIIR 1926 - 2022

@wil88_lee Sorry, I should’ve said taking a land route to Finland by coach but as you said they’re full! What a pickle…but not a bad place to be stranded! There are a few Norwegian bikers on Instagram who might be able to give some pointers if you get truly stuck…shall I put you in-touch?

@finnoctane Thanks, problem was availability of flights out of Alta and Tromsø. Nothing available for several days. The only cheap alternative was the bus, 845NOK. No trains until you get to Narvik too. There’s a lot more flights here in Bodo. The coach was full of people looking to fly home

Anytime soon @HastingsDirect

@wil88_lee If you’re having problems with Norwegian and SAS, consider going to Finland and get a connecting flight via Helsinki from Kittilä, Rovaniemi, Oulu or Ivalo with Finnair. Bit of a trek but from reading your updates it could be cheaper and get you home sooner.

Day 15 - I’ve relocated from #Tromsø as it felt like every living being wanted out on the next ✈️ So took a 12hr 🚌 & ⛴ back to #Bodø via #Narvik so 400 miles closer to home, only another 2,000 odd to go #TravelNightmare #Norway

@kinkypimp RHD with factory aircon…pure luxury and it wasn’t a stupid price either. They’re just too pretty…but you’re right pure smut 😖😍

@finnoctane no! I forbid it. It’s, taboo.

I know posting cars is basically illegal here but driving the ol’ girl around is as good as a pootle on the motorbicycle! Aircon, the plushest leather seats/armchairs…none of that bucket seat crap and no other car wants to get into a scrap with 2 tonnes of West German steel 😂

@kinkypimp Don’t be mad, my V12 gaze is turned toward the E38 750iL it’s just got a good look about itself. On the MB front, I wish they sold the W123 300TD in the UK. I feel like I’m ready to tackle the legendary diesel!

@finnoctane IMPORT!! IMPORT!!

@brennig Looking as if she’s gearing up for a bluewater adventure! Have you designated any area of your vessel as a ceremonial quarterdeck? Sorry I managed loose myself in the nautical depths of Wikipedia 😅

@theavangelist @Channel4 The scales of order and chaos balance or tip at my whim 😂😂😂

Public broadcasting and journalism are dying breeds. @Channel4 is funded through its own commercial activists and not the taxpayer, yet the government is proceeding with privatisation 🙄