Henry | Jack Of Many Trade ™️ 📚

Have hope, Be delusional, Recognize your privileges, but also recognize your current state and Reality and fight as hard as you can. The world is not a Fair place sadly, it takes more than just affirmations. PRAY🤲🏾, THINK🧠, PLAN ♟️, VALIDATE ☑️ & EXECUTE💯

@TheLenny_ @Wizarab10 Men that can be happy over something as silly as drinking garri together 😂😂

you mean this gender??

@AfamDeluxo @official_QV Congratulations

Stripe secured. The Big Serg era begins. 💪🏿

@GroveRKifasi Ah 😂😂😂

IT IS A SCAM

@Ovoh_of_Lagos Pep guardiola strategy

I shaaa know say if na this my current babe, I no go run 😂😂 x.com/ominna_uk/stat…

That was how thieves corner sided me and my ex babe back then in 2018 at just past 8pm, she came to visit me and we went along side my 2 other female neighbors to get noodles that evening, making the total of us 3 girls and me. I saw the thieves from distance and cus of the their positioning and signaled the girls on time that these guys stood like thieves, they called me a weak man that I fear too much, maybe because I grew up in Okoko where stealing was rampant back then, I said okay and still followed them but they were at the front while I was at the back. When the thieves cornered us, I took off immediately, leaving my ex babe and the two other neighbors, the thieves beat hell out of them, collected our money for noodles 😭😭😭 and their phone too. People that heard of the story was blaming me and telling me I should have stood to fight for them😭😂😂😂😂

As a Man, If you want to go FAR in life : Quit Masturbation Quit P0rnography Quit Fornication Quit Betting

@udemeAkpan01 All of you that sleep naked have no sense of urgency 😂

I used to sleep naked. Not in a weird way. Just comfort. No alarm, no clothes, no rules. My body, my bed, my peace. Then I got married. First few weeks, my wife would wake up at 2am and pile blankets on me. Without a word. Just tuck me in like I was a child who didn't know better, then go back to sleep. I never asked her to stop.

@thisisnelcom @__zuggy @MTNNG @luli_fiber Which of the plan are you on ?

@__zuggy @MTNNG this is @luli_fiber

@MTNNG I paid for 50Mbps😑

@dammiedammie35 Ah

“If there’s a God somewhere, he or she or it will have to beg me for forgiveness and I’ll still not forgive them cos look at what they created” This one pass me 🙆🏼‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

@shredwithQpid Your what ??

Every now and then remove your piercings wash your hole.

Using fake transfer to buy drugs again, are some people okay in this country at all ???

@FreshDeltaBwoy This must be nothing but a mad joke!!!! 🫢

@FreshDeltaBwoy Preaching and hawking in a commercial vehicle NGN50,000

For those who don't know the penalty when you break any of the FRSC law. frsc.gov.ng/offences-and-p…

@official_QV Gbam

My niece has been crashing out since last night in our family group chat because I stopped sending her money but still send to her elder sister. I told her since she’s grown enough to post videos of her kissing a boy on her WhatsApp status, she should be old enough to take care of herself. She’s not up-to 20 by the way. 🙇🏻‍♀️

in school, i had a friend who used to argue strongly against the idea of “no sex before marriage.” he always said love should be experienced fully before commitment, otherwise you’re just guessing. he started dating someone in his second year, and everybody around them could already see a few red flags. the guy was inconsistent, very charming in public, but dismissive and controlling in private. like how he’d decide what she wore, or how he’d get angry when she had plans without him, but she rarely noticed those things. at some point, things took a turn that made everything more complicated. he eventually told her directly that he didn’t love her. people expected that to be the end, but she surprised everyone by saying it was fine by her, she just wanted them to keep having sex. from there, she became more emotionally attached than before, almost fixated on him, even though the emotional reciprocity she wanted was clearly not there. after school ended and he left, things escalated further, she started looking for him, and at some point even traced him to his workplace. she would show up and beg him not to leave her, trying to hold on to something that had already clearly ended on his side. it had moved far beyond a normal breakup situation and had become something more obsessive and painful to watch. what changed things was how emotionally intense the relationship became after they crossed that physical line repeatedly. she became even more attached, and it became harder for her to step back and evaluate what was actually happening. the relationship had already crossed a point where feelings weren’t just emotional anymore, they were deeply bonded, and that made the obvious issues feel “manageable” or less important than they actually were. sometimes physical intimacy doesn’t just express love, it intensifies attachment. and when that happens early, it can blur judgment. it took a lot of time, and a very painful breakup, before she could finally admit that she had been overlooking things she normally would’ve walked away from. when emotions and physical bonding get ahead of discernment, it becomes easier to stay in situations that should’ve ended much earlier.

@benedictnomsu You did well sir 👍🏿

@_ThisIsHenry 😂 😂. They were definitely apprehended Boss

My Roommates!.....Considering the fact that I don't drink, smoke or take any hard substances. They onced jokingly mentioned how they'll love to see me act when I am "High". We all laughed bout it and I took it as just a mere joke. Few days later, While I was cooking, I stepped out to fetch water from the well and wash some plates outside. On my return, I found my roommates back from school. Food was ready later and we all ate... Moments I was done eating, my whole body system changed and I started reacting to things I didn't understand. They kept laughing and it was then I realized they hard drugged the food I cooked. I didn't know what happen next but I found myself in the hospital next and I was told I had experienced seizures and breathing failure. And that If I wasn't brought in early enough, I would have died as result of the hard substances I consumed.

@_Somtochi Allow me to speak for myself

No one can finish this in one sitting btw. When you’re done snapping, go and keep the rest in your fridge broski.

I was mad hungry, went to the supermarket to get some stuff, saw bread and didn't buy it 😊😊😊 I won today 🤗

The day I had a mindset switch while watching Peter Obi was when Mbaka wanted to embarrass him into making a donation. Peter Obi, despite how awkward the entire thing was getting; insisted that he doesn’t give money unless he is given a breakdown of the project the money will be spent on. Rather than getting dragged, he left that conversation as the bigger person. It taught me that when you stand on strong principles and your belief - you get more appealing, appeal does not come from trying to be diplomatic - it comes from absolute fanaticism around your own principles. Watch this video and maybe you will have the same mindset shift as I did years ago:

@olajumokeokenla I travel to the village this last Christmas and I can tell you, many of this said “Deliverance ministries” as they are usually tagged, still exist. And it breaks my heart 🤦🏿‍♂️

I am healed now so I will share this.. I’ll try to make this as brief as possible and I’m sharing this publicly for the first time in 20 years. It started after my junior secondary school Waec. I told my mum I wanted to visit my dad in Badagry because I missed him badly. My mum was uncomfortable with the idea because my dad already had another wife then and she didn’t really trust the step mum, but I kept insisting till I became sick from crying. Eventually, she took me to badagry and before leaving, I still remember her telling my dad: “Mo fẹ́ máa bá ọmọ mi sọ̀rọ̀ every day.” (I want to be speaking with my child every day.) That was the agreement before she left. My stepmum had 3 sons and the youngest was around 4 years old. He became my favourite immediately ❤️ I became their big sister and in my head, we were one big happy family. There was this woman living in another flat who constantly brought food for us every Sunday after church. Jollof rice with Chicken to be precise She was a pastor and owned the church we all attended. The strange thing was that my dad hated both the woman and the church. Every Sunday, I’d hear him arguing with my stepmum about us eating her food and attending the church, but somehow she always found a way around him. Slowly, I stopped speaking to my mum because every time I asked my dad to let me call her, he ignored me. Eventually, I got used to the silence. Now, here’s where things started getting really strange… 😔 I noticed that most people in that church were physically challenged. Almost everybody there had one issue or the other. And here are the strange things going on there, Sometimes during service, the pastor would suddenly scream: “There’s a snake at the back of the church!” And truly, people would run there and claim to see a massive snake Every Sunday came with fear. The pastor would announce things like: “God has delivered another family from witchcraft.” “A child responsible for the family’s problems has died.” Children kept dying in that church and somehow everybody celebrated it like victory because before they die, they would always confess that they were behind their family problems so of course, the family were always happy that their source of problems is gone even tho the problem still remain but one pattern I noticed in that church was this: Before “confessed” there was always already a problem in the family 😔 Then one Sunday during service, a girl named Victoria suddenly started screaming: “Please don’t k*ll me! I’ll confess!” 😭 The entire church became silent… but surprisingly, nobody looked shocked because apparently, things like that happened often there 😔 Meanwhile, it was my first time witnessing something terrifying.. I still remember the pastor questioning her: “Why did you blind your mother?” I honestly can’t remember everything Victoria said but I clearly remember one thing… Victoria told the pastor that she will open her mum’s eyes then she moved close to her mum, touched her face and sand started pouring out from the woman’s eyes. You might not believe this but I swear on my life those things happened. The pastor ordered the ushers to take Victoria to the “deliverance room.” That room was a tiny dark room with chains, blindfolds and one chair. Victoria was tied there, beaten, starved and tortured for 7 days all in the name of “deliverance” The next Sunday, they announced she had died. And the scary part? Her parents were happy because they believed “the witch tormenting the family” was finally gone. Meanwhile, her mother was still blind. As a child, something inside me knew none of it was right 😔 I started having nightmares constantly of dying but I had nobody to tell because I still couldn’t speak to my mum. Then one day, my dad came back from work looking unusually sad 😔 Apparently, he had lost his job. The whole house became heavy and quiet because everyone knew things were about to get difficult. The pastor then declared that