Josh

Genuinely makes me smile every time they update this graphic. Long may it continue ❤️

Every time they lose they start telling the truth

@elsdawg @_Joekimani Doesn’t him having the highest xA mean he’s creating chances the strikers are less likely to miss? Surely that makes him a better playmaker than the others

@_Joekimani compare everyone’s xA to assists. vile, he’s just gotten lucky a lot this season.

dunno how to explain it but Bruno getting all those assists doesn’t make him a good playmaker

A century of goals ⚽️ A century of assists 🅰️ Bruno Fernandes, a @ManUtd icon 🌟

Every week Wenger’s suggestion to play 90 minute games where the clock is stopped every time the ball goes out of play sounds better

Bring on Ugarte, concede. Every. Single. Time.

Is this the first time in PL history two managers from the same club have won Manager of the Month in the same season? It has to be surely

@cagiago_ Your only hope is corner🤣 Be humble KID 🤫

Kobbie Mainoo has just bossed Manchester City and Arsenal and Ruben Amorim didn’t think he was worth even a game! What an incredible talent who has now been freed!

Finished 15th last season. Denied European football because we couldn't beat Spurs. Knocked out of the league cup in our first game by Grimsby Town. Knocked out of the FA Cup in our first game by Brighton. Manager sacked mid season with zero plan. Interim manager is still not confirmed and we have City next and Arsenal after that. It's the 11th of January and the season all but over, yet again. Utterly shambolic.

Nothing can fix this football club, no formation, no system, no manager, no owners, no new players. The direction this club is heading is scary, It’s broken beyond belief.

📸 - VAR IS PROBABLY SLEEPING TONIGHT!

sometimes i feel sad for Bruno Fernandes. all this talent. all this effort. all this fight. for a club like Manchester United in this state.

Loudest the stadium was all night was when Mainoo came on and rightly so. Our incompetent manager may not like Kobbie but we do and we’ll be watching him perform in a United shirt long after he’s been removed from the dugout.

This is the same Baleba they wanted £120m for?

Amorim's three key calls all paid off: Maguire colossal at both ends, Casemiro was steady until his booking and the strikerless front three could have had them further ahead at half-time. That has to be a turning point for #mufc.

Atrocious use of VAR. Clear red card for denial of goal-scoring opportunity, no effort to play the ball by Collins, yet four minutes wasted only for officials to avoid making the decision. Then subs. Poor penalty Fernandes, who has shown he can be affected by delays. #MUFC

@TheFergusonWay We’ve got him and he’s on the bench every week

We are in desperate need of someone of Kroos or Scholes' profile who can set & control the tempo and help us sustain attacks by proper recycling the balls. Sustaining attacks is overlooked but is extremely important and these basketball-esque back and forth will tire us out

Since MD12 of 2024-25 (Ruben Amorim's first game in charge of Man Utd), no ever-present Premier League team have performed worse than Manchester United (31 points from 31 games, -13 goal difference).

@oisinMUFC2 I worry that as soon as he makes that first mistake and the media jump on him it will shatter his confidence

This seems like a massive gamble, huge pressure for a young GK to come to a club scrutinised as much as United. Surely Martinez would have been a better solution?