zyzmann 👨💻😮💨
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zyzmann 👨💻😮💨
@_Zyzmann
Movie and Music Addict || DevOps Engineer
Lagos, Nigeria Katılım Nisan 2015
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Calm down na 😂💔
UtdPlug@UtdPlug
Bruno Fernandes has to be a World Cup win away from a Ballon D’or 🏆🇵🇹
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how obasa became Lagos Speaker is always surprising to me , but what's even more interesting is how he remained speaker for 12 good years. The man is sparsely educated and it's a miracle that the house of assembly has been progressive for the years tho, I'm assuming he had a lot of policy support
It's why I laugh when people say Lagos politics is Elite, lies. It's mostly agberos dressed in suits with Lasu degrees. Of course they're few elite people too(Fashola, ambode et Al)
Ayobami@dondekojo
See the way Obasa is dressed on TV. Lagos speaker
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Kompany, relegated Burnley, but a big club still saw something about him
Alonso, sacked by Madrid but a big PL club still saw something about him
Maresca, sacked by Chelsea but City still saw a good manager in him
A certain guy will likely never get a PL job again cos of how disastrous he was but some delusional fans have convinced themselves he's some genius
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨🔵 BREAKING: Enzo Maresca has a total verbal agreement with Manchester City, HERE WE GO! The Italian manager has always been considered the ideal candidate to replace Pep Guardiola. Deal in place and Maresca will sign an initial three year deal at #MCFC. 🇮🇹 New era, soon.
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zyzmann 👨💻😮💨 retweetledi
Pitchfork rated Drake's 'ICEMAN' a 4.8 out of 10:
"Part one of Drake’s comeback trilogy is an attempt to settle the score. He does not succeed."
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This guy on a call, sees me and murmurs “what is this”. Next thing i know he ends the call and he’s in front of me trying to get my number & saying how he’s willing to die today, he wants to die today because he has seen me,etc
Next thing Agbero from nowhere,comes and kneels
Queen@_forever_queen
Mad people recognize and support themselves in this Lagos 😭
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Children are security risks men, tell me why this child just told me his fathers date of birth unprovoked? 😭😭😭😭
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That film had an insane international run. It was the first ever Nigerian told story that made it to Cannes.
People talked about it.
We have to, at least, be honest about the fact that, you didn’t just want to watch it.
That’s a choice. And it’s an okay one, too.
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zyzmann 👨💻😮💨 retweetledi
Man United did it twice. 1998-1999 and 2007-2008. Gbogbo nnkan lo n jọ ara oko loju
A.A.A@MrAsimolowo
Has any team made it to the UCL Final unbeaten??
Eesti
zyzmann 👨💻😮💨 retweetledi
@benueboypj3_ @heiyjay Person no fit tweet again una go turn am to template 😂😂😂😂
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When I was working in a lounge, a guest gave me 50k as a birthday gift. I was honestly so happy because it is not every day someone randomly gives you what you earn as a salary as a gift.
A few days later, she texted me and asked me to meet her at a hotel. I refused.
The next thing, she sent her account number and asked me to return the 50k she gave me.
I did.
End.
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Life didn’t end when I got an opportunity to travel to the UK with a man but I said I needed to serve(NYSC) first and if he actually likes me, he would wait for me, then UK stopped dependent Visas, so he left me and I’m stuck here
Opeoluwa🫧@iamopsy_
Life didn't end when ?
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