YOUR UNCLE

@saylordocs You must have been the one behind the camera.

@thenihiin @b_adam45 More threesomes than average.

Facts about friendships like this?

@pallnandi I can confirm to you that this person is me.

Ever dated someone who vanished after the breakup? No calls, no texts, no drama. Just clean silence and a peaceful exit like you were never part of their life.

@NealGardner_ Next year apply for Punditry with Sky and send Gary Neville away.

Problem for Arsenal is they don’t have the PnP, nor the difference makers, to hurt PSG on transition. Their best bet is somehow managing an early goal, then making this as ugly as possible.

@FabrizioRomano @EdmundOris He knows he's about to be crowned KING 👑KAI soon.

🥶 Kai Havertz’ celebration. 🔴⚪️🤷🏼‍♂️

@theMadridZone @diarioas We know Kylian Mbappe is not that player. If Mou is to take this approach, what would be the case for Mbappe's future?

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho has informed Real Madrid that he does NOT want them to sign any stars for him this summer. He wants them to sign HUNGRY players, who want to run a lot and fight hard, players with NO EGO, and with a lot of spirit. @diarioas

@RBairner Safanov's wife after they tried to take her man on live TV.

@centregoals Drake betting jinx can't stop Max Dowman from becoming the youngest champions league winner in modern era.

@hi_amhigh Then why does he look like that?

@TheAthleticFC We understand it's a full blown crisis, where it doesn't make sense is when the player eventually ends up at Barcelona.

@TouchlineX Please God don't let my gaffer jinx this.

@JacobsBen Only one man stood.

🚨 Arne Slot’s departure means five of the Premier League’s big six have made a managerial change in 2026.

@_amaraxxhi_ Me

anybody who enjoys staying alone is mentally unstable .

@justinbieber Lionel Messi had some visitors today.

Matvey Safonov's wife has responded to OnlyFans model Mary Rock, who offered the PSG goalkeeper 'as many passionate nights as saves [he] makes in the match' during the Champions League: "She has no idea that, for him, passionate nights mean doing crossword puzzles, watching 'What? Where? When?' and going to bed at 11:30 because, damn it, he has to get up early the next day to work out."

@SamJDean His MAIN strength is his ability to shield the ball under the press. For a team with more control on the ball, it was always evident he would fit in when you consider his ball carrying and intricate passing abilities in addition to the MAIN.

A month ago, Myles Lewis-Skelly had never started a senior game in midfield. Now he plays there, at the age of 19, in the biggest match in club football. Extraordinary how he has seized this opportunity.

🤯💰 Drake has placed a $𝟏 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍 bet on Arsenal to win the Champions League Final against PSG tonight.

Marijuana growing freely in the mountains of Napal, the only place on earth where weed grows naturally over and over

@KillaKreww How old were you when you realized there's an $80m bounty on Trump's head by Iran?

Comedian George Lopez tells Shaq about the time the Secret Service showed up after he joked that he would take out Donald Trump for “half” of the reported $80M Iranian bounty 😭👀 He says the agents also warned him he could face up to 10 years in federal prison if he made another joke like that “What you assume is a threat, in our culture is more of an estimate. I mean, you can find somebody to do it cheaper, you know, hire them.” 🤣

@bettingkingz9 Who needs a ticket when you can do a live streaming commentary for free from here.

Mexico will host World Cup matches here! This is actually not AI.

@TheFigen_ Part of that software is SOLITUDE.

Size doesn’t matter! All cats on Earth run on identical internal software. 😂