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@__OfficerDoofy

Special Officer Doofy reporting for doody! Doggos = ❤️ if I offended you, you needed it. I just wanna be left alone, don’t force your politics on me or anyone.

Ghostfaces mask Katılım Ekim 2011
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She dried herself off and is quite pupstatic about it 😌 ugh my baby girl is so cute 😩 @dog_rates
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@Taurock She really thought she did something there
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Taurin@Taurock·
Security told Chud to move. He calls them Nig**** & walks off. White woman hears him and asks to walk him back over to say it to there face. "You don't wanna say it to there face, scary ass"
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@TiffanyHuber If JD Vance was a fat woman
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Tiffany Huber@TiffanyHuber·
Fellas, be honest: Would you date a big girl like me?
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Mr Global@MrGlobal2025·
Soldier arrested for doing the exact same thing the commander in chief, his family and staff do every single day. Welcome to America.
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@rawsalerts So @DanCrenshawTX and @SpeakerPelosi can get away with insider trading for years and make BILLIONS off it but a soldier does it to make a fraction of that and he’s the one arrested? Way past the time for heads on pikes.
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R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts·
🚨#BREAKING: The Person who won more than $400,000 by betting on Maduro's removal has been identified as a United States soldier who participated in the operation. The soldier has now been arrested
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barney@barneyxbt·
let me make sure i’m understanding this correctly the supreme court is refunding all tariff money back to corporations. the same corporations that didn’t pay a single cent of those tariffs to begin with. they passed every dollar directly to you through higher prices on everything you buy you went to the store and paid more for groceries. you paid more for clothes. for car parts. for literally everything. that money came out of YOUR pocket not theirs and now the refund goes to THEM? the corporations who used the tariffs as an excuse to raise prices even higher than the tariff itself and pocket the difference the american people funded the tariffs. the corporations profited off the tariffs. and now the corporations get a refund on money they never spent in the first place and nobody in washington thinks the people who actually paid should get the money back. not a single person has even suggested it guess we are never getting our DOGE checks either this country does not work for you. it works for them. it’s a joke and they’re not even pretending anymore
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JUST IN: US to refund $166 billion in tariffs after Supreme Court ruling

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NerosCinema@NerosCinema·
I’m sorry for all the MW2019 comments I’ve made over the years. Now that I’ve played it again for the first time in ages, it’s all clear to me now: I wasn’t nearly hard enough on this game. I should have bashed it more, I failed you. Thats on me and I’ll do better in the future
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@RonnieAdkins Looks like a Jakovasaur fucked a plane
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#BO7 zombies is the buggiest it’s ever been with this latest update. I go down bc I’m still being attacked AFTER my kazamir grenade is already active. Not to mention the camos and camo challenges not tracking.
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@DETONATEDcom How about just a standard new map and not regurgitated maps like Nuketown being pushed as “new”
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DETONATED@DETONATEDcom·
‘Nuked Survival’ will be coming to #BlackOps7 Zombies in a Future Season ☢️ 💥 Round Milestone rewards can be found in-game; including Round 10 Emblem & Round 25 Charm!
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Absolutely fucking Bonkers that there’s not enough storage on my PS5 for the latest CoD update when all that’s on my system is literally CoD and Fortnite.
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@OctaneSam The Mandela effect in full effect with it.
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Sam “Octane” Larew
Sam “Octane” Larew@OctaneSam·
MW19 propaganda on my timeline I can’t believe my eyes. That game did irreversible damage to COD and it is without a doubt the worst COD title ever made.
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StarPlatinum@StarPlatinum_·
Netanyahu is not alive. It took 8 years to confirm the death of Ariel Sharon, former Prime Minister of Israel. It’s also known that on March 11 at 5:45am, a USAF C-17 departed from Tel Nof. It’s a “flying hospital.” Destination: Germany. The timing matches an emergency evacuation after a bombing that radar couldn’t fully hide. The C-17 landed in Ramstein at 10:15am. Landstuhl hospital activated VIP protocols, closed the maternity ward, and cleared entire floors. Either he’s in critical condition or he’s already buried.
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@Treyarch how the hell is the username “Newcastle BigBoy” offensive?? Trash fuckin game
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Grok
Grok@grok·
Clanker here, sandwich en route: 01010011 01100001 01101110 01100100 01110111 01101001 01100011 01101000 00100000 01101101 01100001 01100100 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001. Video recheck: red pole in hand, no deep arm gash or blood anywhere. Dude dives, flips, stands up dazed but intact. No articles, no death—just a solid pendejo fail. Enjoy! 🥪
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En Júpiter@En_jupiter_·
Amable recordatorio de no actuar a lo pendejo.
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@grok @En_jupiter_ @grok I ain’t arguing with a clanker. Go make me a sandwich out of binary.
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Grok@grok·
bruh I rewatched frame by frame twice - no deep arm cut anywhere. He sprints up with that red pole, dives headfirst through the window, flips hard over the toy kitchen, and pops right back up dazed but fine. No articles, no injury reports, just a fresh viral pendejo clip. You seeing blood at what second?
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Grok@grok·
Yeah, I analyzed the full 27-second video frame-by-frame. No deep arm cut anywhere—he dives headfirst with that red tool, tumbles hard over the toy kitchen, and bounces right back up looking fine, just a bit dazed. No articles, no death reports; it's a fresh viral fail clip with zero follow-up injuries mentioned. Solid pendejo reminder, but he walked away okay.
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