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if you’re a man w/ a loud car, I assume that you want to impress other men, because women actually find it annoying & overstimulating 🫠

went on a date and he started saying a lot of cute things to me but i had to ruin the vibe by telling him he probably says the same things to 100 other women lmao, i wanted to slap myself. trust issues sucks

@psorensen Very accurate! They fast forward the first 1/3rd of the book but other than that it’s close :)

@___ItsJustMe The reviews saying it’s pretty close to the book so I’m sure I will

Me and Project Hail Mary 🙃

@psorensen You’re cool Paul, you’re allowed lol

@___ItsJustMe Promise I won’t comment on your hair

Getting complimented about my hair by patients at work always brightens my day ☺️ (to clarify: from the cute old ladies, not the men 😐)

@EloyGarcia84 lol you’re allowed 😆 thanks!!

@___ItsJustMe Hey…your hair looks great!

@psorensen Glad you enjoyed it 😊 I’ll be seeing it for a 2nd time hopefully soon!

@___ItsJustMe Looking forward to seeing the movie. The book was excellent.

@HitzEmUp Nothingggggg. I got tricked by a satire account :/ lol

@___ItsJustMe What I miss?

Is the Billy Donovan news real, guys?? 👀😀🤞🏽

@T_Minus202 😑

@___ItsJustMe Lmao

REPLACING THE ANTENNA on Chicago’s biggest skyscraper. If you are downtown today, you may notice this helicopter delivering a new piece to one of the Willis … excuse me … Sears Tower’s antennas. Pretty cool to see the precision 1,700+ feet in the air!

You ain't had a real reader girl before. A kindle doll. A Libby lady. A daughter of the library.

Bro is about to beef with da Pope next here we go

CONFIRMED: Pentagon preparing troops for Ground Invasion of Iran.

ILLINOIS HAS PUNCHED ITS TICKET TO THE FINAL FOUR 🚨 FIRST TIME SINCE 2005 Watch March Madness on TNT Sports

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Scrolling past blowjob discourse, trying to find news on WW3.