dani

Me at work saving up for tattoos, trips and cool clothes while my coworkers have 3 children

I’m starting to seriously believe in the theory that you never run into people again once their cycle in your life is complete

I don’t think people realize how much their location can affect their life

As a childless adult it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honour

moodboard inspired by todays wordle

stalking my own archive and remembering i lived all of those lives. miss you girl. you had so much fun. you survived so much

It’s crazy you deadass have to clean your house every day. I grew up thinking my mom was just neurotic LMAOO

Why is this so fucking funny

idc if i'm the villain in your story cus you're a bumfuck loser in mine lmao

I am the way I am because my parents never picked me up on time after school

I wish people could still see my likes so they would know how good my sense of humor is and how correct the opinions I agree with are

is being annoyed all the time a symptom of depression or am i just an asshole

it’s sad because i know you really wanna go on walks at night and clear your mind but you’re a girl

you two were made for each other ❤️ (derogatory)

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

yeah I’m down to go out after work

is your hair ever so greasy you start to feel unlovable

me after begging my friends to take a pic of me