David Stelter
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David Stelter
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Black lives matter. Software Engineer. Occasional maker. Unabashed French roast enthusiast ☕️ Proud cat dad. He/him




Inventor of the Dishwasher: I HAVE CREATED SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE ALL YOUR LIVES EASIER. Humanity: WHOA. So we just put dirty dishes in and it cleans them? IoDW: Um, no. You need to wash them first. H: Uh... IoDW: Not thoroughly. Just, like, what you'd do if you were drunk.

Here we are... the edible mascot in the Pop-Tarts Bowl..




Major victory. The Supreme Court has told Florida that its drag ban will stay blocked from enforcement in the state. The law has been found likely unconstitutional by several courts so far. This is a victory for drag as well as trans Floridians and Pride events.

Have you ever walked up to a plant and seen them covered in what looks like spit? You might think, "Gross! Who would do that?" Well here's your answer, it's most likely from a spittlebug!


Realistically what’s the biggest animal you feel like you could take? And be fr don’t say gorilla or bear or some shit










