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First dates are too funny. In 2023 I went on a date with this babe , it was a lovely cute date. Went back to hers, here’s me thinking I was gonna get some. 5 mins in the flat she backed out a bag of cocaine and pills and had the cheek to ask me “what do you want start with

In 1562 a French gentleman was arrested for attending meetings of Protestants, but was acquitted after admitting he’d only gone in the hope of participating in the orgies Catholic propaganda claimed Protestants got up to.

A lot of the women at my company are real killers. Focused and bitchy. Which unfortunately I find very attractive

🚨🇧🇷 BREAKING: NEYMAR JR WILL GO TO THE WORLD CUP. Called up by Carlo Ancelotti. 💣

all jokes aside, if arsenal sign a world class center back and striker, they will win it next year

39 is officially young in Russia Russia’s Health Ministry now considers people under 39 as ‘young’, citing longer life expectancy and slower aging Officials say people stay active and youthful far longer than previous generations

Everyone I disagree with is a fascist