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Alana the MD

@__msparkerrr

Regular Degular Girl from Harlem

Katılım Temmuz 2014
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Alana the MD@__msparkerrr·
So I went and got an MD or whatever y’all can call me doc now ☺️
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Hi @iamcardib @GloTheofficial I have a kiddo (patient) who is in love with you guys and he said your music helps him want to live. So if yall wanna give him a lil motivational message you’d be helping decrease suicidality in children🫶🏽
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Alana the MD@__msparkerrr·
Or at least some of them to lie and be like nah I be joking murder not cool don’t do that 🙃
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I wish I could get some of my patients favorite celebrities to talk to them cause I know that would keep them out of the hospital or at least convince them that they deserve the help I’m trying to give them and deserve to be happy
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Oh we gotta have a discussion about Emily Slutsky Marantz causeeeeee
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Dr. Beau, DO (she/her)@Zoe_Beausoleil·
Calling all OBGYN prelims- my program will have an open intern spot in December! We’re interviewing gensurg and OBGYN prelims for the position- send me a message if you’re interested!!! #obgyn #obgynresidency
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Alana the MD@__msparkerrr·
So the hawks team doctor just not gonna treat this mans jaundice???
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Now I have a list of NBA players I want to work with 😂
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My toxic trait is whenever I’m watching basketball games my mind wanders to “well what if I was their psychiatrist” especially after some of their interviews 😂😂
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Alana the MD@__msparkerrr·
@mesyebastien Me when the adults ask if I’m old enough to drink but then kids ask if I had a Nokia and a beeper and I realize there’s no winning
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🏊🏾‍♂️@mesyebastien·
I swear I get some variation of “you look pretty young to be a doctor” once every shift imma need a gray hair or something to stop hearing it lmao
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Whoever this man next to Russel Wilson is at the Knicks game , needs to be single , so I can change that 🫣😂
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As a mental heath professional I agree
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