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Doja Can't

@__muthoni__

Enjoying life and colouring it with humor.

Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Mayıs 2014
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Nungua Cardi B 💕
Nungua Cardi B 💕@ellyserwaaa·
When the online orders go wrong 😭
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Champ✨
Champ✨@Ib_ra_himm·
"I have to wake up early tomorrow" Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other
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kunta.
kunta.@_Kuntadero·
Mbona polisi wa kenya hawaambiangi mtu "freeze!!"
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𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️
Car manufacturers should also put horns on the side of passengers seat, we also have friends to greet
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Keeks 🦋
Keeks 🦋@DietCoke_Esq·
How the client looks at you right before they say some shit under oath that you didn’t know about
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Kay
Kay@KaylarWill·
The worst thing that can ever happen to me is watching a movie and not knowing it’s a musical. & all of a sudden chairs start sliding and tap shoes come out? Kill me.
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
What a boring planet.... no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no werewolves… just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people.
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Nneka Is Trying Her Best
Nneka Is Trying Her Best@Nekie_neka·
I’ve since learnt that no matter how interesting someone’s job looks from the outside, a job is still a job. Tasking, exhausting, boring, etc.
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Doja Can't@__muthoni__·
Tuko kwa Matatu na unaamua kutuwekea tiktok yako at full volume. Kwani social ethics are not common? Get some earphones!
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Inyas Yamal
Inyas Yamal@Inyas2525·
@ethereallangell They be conducting field research all season then want a ‘fresh start’ with someone who wasn’t even allowed outside 😭😭😭
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The concept of one person being “easy” when it’s two people that did things together
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Very Good Abiba
Very Good Abiba@Aku__Addy·
A foreigner took advantage of and recorded intimate conversations and acts with unassuming women and has released these sensitive images and footages and Ghanaian men are on this app framing it as he’s exposing how cheap women are. The journey is long wallahi
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ZamaKonke Khuzwayo
ZamaKonke Khuzwayo@ZamakonkeK·
Me pretending to read the menu knowing I'm going for the promo I saw on Instagram:
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Nghidinwavali Nghimodino
Nghidinwavali Nghimodino@ThreePeatMadrid·
Another scam people have normalised is capitalists selling five pots with lids and calling it a 10-piece cookware set, because apparently lids have suddenly started counting as separate cookware. Right up there with “per person sharing,” mxxm.
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