Matthew

You see 20 of these at casa cipriani on any Thursday

I wear this New York shit proudly … I hate you niggas and yall whack cities

@spectatorindex LMFAOOO PUSSSSSY

BREAKING: Trump extends deadline by two weeks

Yes I think I’m better than you, I got 70mm Dune 3 tickets

I feel like I could make a way better dating app than Raya and Hinge. No vibe coding either.

Hot take: “Vibe coding” works… until you need to change something. Then you realize you don’t understand your own codebase.

No, I don’t want to retire comfortably. I want to live life young comfortably

Iran giving us belt to ass ngl

Watching the CI/CD pipeline run 1800 tests for a 1-line change that fixes a typo

Trump is a dumpster fire Biden had advanced dementia Kamala was a historically bad candidate/unlikable All 3 of these things can be true at the same time

real nigga music is back

Haven’t written any meaningful code in a while. I miss it

@DeItaone Bench players talking like starters I hate it

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Beautiful day in New York City. This summer is gonna be on steroids

@21metgala I’ll literally take the Uber chopper to see her

Tems in New York City.

Hello Sharks, I’m asking for $5M for I can have a little NYC summer.

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To every New Yorker who is trying to Project Hail Mary @ Lincoln Center: Pls I just need a single seat don’t yall have jobs man

I posted about how AI/LLMs are no where near where they need to be to replace engineers. Was hit by 1000 gen z'ers screaming I'm wrong. Skill issue. Etc etc. MFers have literally let Claude convince them they are a special skilled snowflakes. Brother. Your shipping dog shit.