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When you get home from a date and realize you forgot to show him pictures of your cats

@Snark_vaarky @frycookonvenus3 @LlamasNBC I know this man IRL. He’s not an actor. Just a regular guy that loves life and any reason to celebrate it. He also lives his life free of judgment; you should try it.

@frycookonvenus3 @LlamasNBC Who knows. Maybe they move to a place where shitty actors are welcomed with open arms…a place like Hollywood. 😬

In a one-on-one interview with me from his hospital bed in New Orleans, Jeremi Sensky describes being knocked from his wheelchair during the terror attack on Bourbon Street. He says he heard “people screaming, and I was laying on the ground, and I saw all my wheelchair parts on the ground beside me.” @NBCNews

Home is where your Nintendo Switch is

@hoesaintlaurel Bro 😂😂😂😂

happy thanksgiving ft my texts with my parents mom vs dad 😂

@hoesaintlaurel Drop his @ then

there’s this guy I met on bumble in person a year ago, we just went on a very platonic group date and I followed him on insta. he’s very cute and has like 250 followers on instagram but damn he posts THE BEST CONTENT on instagram, like truly BEAUTIFUL footage and photography

@aubra_kadabra Now you just dye it black

i impulsively colored my hair purple and immediately regretted it so now what

@repolm Triggered by “pain” and “winge” in the same tweet. You know why

Pain

@hoesaintlaurel Quit being a predator, Yanny

I just got a tik tok community violation for being thirsty on a tik tok yooo I didn’t even say anything bad

Reason 7678 I’m single

@falsecaroline 😂😭🤭

The other day I was looking for the word “lonely” and described it as “horny for love.”

@torrfolino Also same Lolol I know it is not normal because sometimes I gotta read a whole ass paragraph over again

I’ve always had 2 different like layers of thought happening in my head at the same time. I can be reading a book but also have background thoughts about something totally different, hearing both things happening in my head at the same time. Is that normal?

Everyone’s reaction in Pittsburgh to Heinz Field being renamed to Acrisure🤢🤢. #Pittsburgh #PittsburghSteelers #Foxtail

In other news, I’ve been treating this zit on my jawline with ointments and pimple patches for 2 days now. Just realized it is actually a mosquito bite

Sometimes I think I miss him but then remember he literally broke my bones so

@TyTustin well isn’t that just wild and crazy

You ever have too much cabbage and wonder to yourself “what am I gonna do with all of this cabbage?”

@jnlydi It is said that my eyes turn bright blue when I cry

I’m such an ugly crier but 30 minutes later after the tears I am dewy and pretty af

Happy Depp Day

@Flyfry3 What is better than preheating your oven from an app?

@Flyfry3 It already exists.