ms. sagittarius

since it’s almost Halloween..

If u in a dick eating competition and ur competitor is dj akademiks just kill yourself

my stomach actually hurts for megan like omg what the hell is everyone’s problem

matter fact i’m slapping every lightskin nigga i see on the street today in solidarity

this one hit the timeline like a nuclear bomb whole house mad

all of us

this tumblr post being one of the greatest contributions to modern philosophy

brain like Berkeley

me liking a tweet and then immediately liking a counter tweet

ARTEMIS II LANDED SAFELY. WELL DONE TEAM

how it feels to say “girl whatever” instead of arguing

we’re finally gonna get “jujutsu kaisen, but high fashion” 🥹

serial retweeter

and for the lady, perhaps an entire week of reading time without any responsibilities

so wha gonna happen when i take a the playstation…disconnek it…

but vanilla smells so good in the heat

how it feels catching a glimpse at a masterpiece before the tl refreshes

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy

Leg day soreness sneaking up on you 2 days later.

The search function in Outlook might be some of Microsoft’s worst work. My God its unbelievably bad.