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Aline M.

@_aldaline_

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. Barber. She/her.

Paris,France Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Aline M.@_aldaline_·
#VisibleWomen Vraiment cool ce # ! Ce monde est peuplé de femmes très talentueuses. Je peux venir?
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Mарина Кошкина
Mарина Кошкина@MarynaKoshkina_·
Que les femmes continuent de se prioriser. Et si se prioriser c'est lire, écrire, boire un thé & se coucher à 22h après une incroyable skincare : CONTINUEZ. Les femmes n'ont pas vocation à être baisable (& encore moins vocation à se farcir des hommes avec cet état d'esprit 🤏).
Alceste@MaitreAlceste

Elles sautent directement à la case grand-mère dépressive à 30 ans, sans être passées par la case « mère d’un enfant ». Les Millenials sont foutus : Qui veut se poser avec une meuf de 30 piges qui dort à 22h après une skin care routine de 20 minutes ? Elles sont imbaisables.

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Laurine ⛅️
Laurine ⛅️@sharodbappe·
le fait que de pas vouloir se bourrer la gueule tous les weekends est vu comme un truc vieillot alors qu’on n’a juste pas tous la même personnalité et l’envie de boire ou faire la fête non stop 💀💀 cette vision de profiter de la jeunesse est terrifiante
Le Parisien@le_Parisien

Elles n'ont pas encore 30 ans mais passent leurs soirées à crocheter ou bouquiner un roman sous leur couette tout en sirotant une tisane. De plus en plus de jeunes femmes défendent un mode de vie plus sain, reposé. Certaines vont même jusqu'à revendiquer les mérites d'une vie de «grand-mère» ➡️ l.leparisien.fr/INp8

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Asma
Asma@Elaa_ampe5·
Imagine a girl who doesn't give easy access to just anyone. She barely talks to boys, keeps her circle small, and her life even smaller.She's quiet, private, and a little hard to reach unless you truly know her .So if she lets you in, if she opens up to you even a little...understand that you were never just anyone to her. You were someone she trusted enough to lower the walls she built so carefully.
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Solyricon@Solyricon·
always the chubby girl who's pretty enough to be liked, played, flirted and lusted but not pretty enough to be loved, pursued and taken seriously.
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Alexis Franklin
Alexis Franklin@alexisvicki·
I posted this on Instagram yesterday and got flooded with comments of relief that this gag in The Devil Wears Prada 2 was created by an actual human (me), so I figured I’d also post it here because I think these companies should get their flowers when they hire an artist.
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r2d2 🦈
r2d2 🦈@arthur_ech·
Le problème c’est que je me suis fait rire tout seul en écrivant ma review…
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Richkhid
Richkhid@Richkhid132·
first they give you butterflies then mental health issues.
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em&m’s
em&m’s@em_cruel·
lisez de la fantaisie, de la romance de la SF tout ce que vous voulez ya pas de sous littérature. Les élitistes qui ne croient qu'aux classiques ne sont que des bouffons
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stressed@onlystresstoday·
when you thought you were special to someone 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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#Nephew
#Nephew@nephew415·
if you love hard stay single .. people don't appreciate that shit
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Joy Joy
Joy Joy@Joyoky1·
Being alone doesn't bother me. What bothers me is when I finally let people in, and they ruin the peace I created for myself.
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Solyricon
Solyricon@Solyricon·
please stop disturbing women you’re not prepared for. we are tired. we deserve intentional men.
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🤠@heavensbvnny·
I AM NOT FUCKING LAZY. I am burnt out, overstimulated, and have been carrying emotional loads for YEARS that no one’s ever helped me hold.. I’M TIRED.
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RGP777@Flora_plugg2·
J’en ai marre des gens qui pensent que lorsqu’une personne n’a pas beaucoup d’amis voire pas du tout c’est forcément quelqu’un de problématique. Le nombre d’amis ne définit ni la valeur d’une personne, ni sa personnalité.
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COCO@TWOTIMESABITCH·
I want romance. I want intimacy. I want the 2 am love making. I want consistency, loyalty. I want the random looks of admiration. I want to know you're just for me. I want date nights. I want love so pure and true. I want it because I can return it.
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ithaca rising 🇫🇷 🇬🇧
ithaca rising 🇫🇷 🇬🇧@ithacarising·
A simple "Bonjour" + "s'il vous plaît" + "merci" works miracles. Your Parisian waiter is not "having a bad day." That's just his face. He's probably thinking about Sartre. Lower your voice, raise your manners, and kill the 'how ya doin' energy. The French aren't rude - they're just not running a theme park for extroverts. Leave the baseball cap and fanny pack at the hotel. Learn five phrases. Walk like you have nowhere to be. Because you don't. The Louvre isn’t running away. Skip the beret and la Tour Eiffel. Don't expect dinner at 5:30pm or free refills on soda. Order the house wine instead. No athletic shorts in the Louvre. Dress like you respect the place that invented style. For the love of all that's holy, don't rush. Sit in a café, watch the world go by, and pretend you're not checking your phone every 47 seconds. Truth: France rewards the respectful and the patient, once you meet them halfway.
France Safety Travel@francesafetytra

What's the biggest mistake Americans make when visiting France?

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Wil Aime@WilAime·
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Temitope💕
Temitope💕@AdegbolaEsther7·
I’m honestly just so tired of dating. Maybe it’s because I haven’t found my person yet, but these days it just feels off. Like everything is so forced, so surface level, and somehow exhausting instead of exciting. It’s like you keep meeting people, having the same conversations, going through the same motions, and it never really leads anywhere meaningful. And after a while, it starts to feel draining, like you’re putting in effort with no real return. I think what makes it worse is knowing what you actually want, but constantly coming across things that don’t align. So now, instead of being fun, dating just feels like a chore, and I’m honestly over it for now.
A.VICTOR@Lifeof_AG01

I'm single and ignoring people like I'm taken.

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Maryam
Maryam@hell_line0·
This is it. This. Right here...
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🤠@heavensbvnny·
I'm an introvert. And introverts don't do smalltalk or fake relationships. All human encounters have to be meaningful to us or otherwise they drain our energy and depress the crap out of us. Because of this, we have a tendency to disappear on people for chunks at a time. Guess that's why our circles are so small. A lot of people can't deal with that.
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