Alex Carpenter

Do whatever pleases you, because in the end no matter what you do people will still judge you.

Lifetime sit-down to pee guy. Tried standing tonight. Instantly understood why I rejected this lifestyle in the first place.

THIS. IS. ARKANSAS. BASKETBALL. 🐗🏀

@nypost Oh shut the fuck up video games did not do this

Where in the world did our good ole twitter GCs go?

Look at his face 🤣 😂 😆

It’s been a while 🙆🏻‍♂️

New Chik-fil-A ad has dropped for Pride Month.

Listen, staying single for the rest of my life is where I’m at in life cause men suck.

@Jazzyyyyy_16 I did with my female best friend in high school and we’ve not talked since graduation

this mf part

Alright twit twats.. I’m back.

Rain ✔️ Bed ✔️ New episode of mobland ✔️ Only thing missing is a big set of naturals in my mouth.

Women can’t just be straight up. If you want a good time, say that. If you want a relationship, say that. Don’t worry about being offensive. Tell a guy what you want so he can figure out if it’s something he can provide or not

me and who