amy

@Megladonius no thank YOU lesbian ally 🙏

@_amyjun Thank u my bisexual friend

Graduated with honours bachelors degree but only job interview I can get is to be a hostess

@Megladonius i think i did dw i got your back from right here

@_amyjun Nobody liked my biphobia tweet tho

trans person: im trans society: ok that one gay friend you try to ignore: davis schneider got optioned to triple a 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Megladonius watch the tiktok i sent you

Should I go back to the magical land that is hinge lmk

@Megladonius i was gonna send this to the gc and then i realized it was you

Truth

I can’t wait to get really high and stare at my phone all night

spending the day in hamilton ontario today wish me luck

From the wise words of amy (I don’t even have hinge anymore)

16 years since i met this loser!!!

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

hate when people ask if you’ve drank water when ur drunk NO stupid bitch and also i spmoked 1 bajillion cigarettes

So thankful to exist at and same time as this diva

titronto phanada

My generalized anxiety teaming up with my current very specific anxiety:

Just killed it as an audience member for a comedy show. Laughed and smiled like crazy

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how quickly you solved the Mini Crossword - your daily Crossword streak - that time you solved Wordle in two guesses