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@trwsenti Jokes on you, I work 8-6

Your 9-5 is actually a 6-7. >6:00 alarm >6:45 out the door >7:15 commute >8:00 pretend to care >12:30 sad desk lunch >1:00 back to pretending >5:00 commute home >6:15 walk through the door >6:45 finally sit down >7:00 too tired to do anything useful 13 hours gone. 8 of them paid.

@Angulon65 Don't make me blush

こう言う知的で理性的な人同士なら争いは起こらないんだよね。

@kamono0kami I just assumed everyone else was drawing their map around the Prime Meridian and not their country of origin. Glad I learned something today

@_an_ipod In Japanese schools, we are taught that ‘maps of Australia are upside down; in the US and the UK, they use maps like this…so perspectives and values differ from country to country’. There is little sense that this is the way it ought to be.

地理講師のこれやばかった 4分くらいで何も見ずに描き上げてる

@shiroequals The Prime Meridian runs through great Britain so I thought others would use that as their basis for the map. That's what I thought before anyway, but the Pacific Ocean being the centre of your map does look cool

逆に大人になるまで、白人達がヨーロッパを中心にした地図を使ってるって知らなかったなぁ

@LinkedInLunat1c I fix cars

Describe your job in 3 words

‼️GAMERS ONLY‼️ Whats one "dead" game, you'd revive rn if you could?

@YamabukiOrca The value in a message comes from it's resonance with the people who hear it, not the way it is delivered

英語ニキへ： ネイティブでない人と話す時は左側の単語を使ってください。

@DelusionPosting Drinking within reason is a responsible thing to do around your children to teach them about how to consume alcohol. Getting blind drunk around your kids is the problem

@ywomendeservles Headline: "Professional spunk bucket is shocked people treat her like one"

@HistoryBro1 Revenge of the sith is a better movie than Empire Strikes Back. Sue me

Tomorrow night I'm going to be arguing that Star Wars episodes 1, 2, and 3 are, in fact, complete dog shit... ...Who's with me?!

Absolutely not????

@Math_files The problem is the people writing the questions are getting thicker

Why kids hate Math

@DrewPavlou You know what pisses me off about Americans more than anything. You guys are armed and this guy still draws breath. How does that happen? Nevermind I finished writing that and then remembered this is new York. Everyone who's armed is a N

What the hell is their problem

@ukhomeoffice You can scratch and claw all you like, you pathetic group of traitors, we see right through you. Every single member of the home office should face jail time or deportation, whichever is more relevant

Police time will no longer be wasted investigating legal social media posts, freeing up officers to patrol the streets and tackle real crime. By scrapping Non‑Crime Hate Incidents, we are balancing the protection of vulnerable communities while respecting free speech.

If you're French and have dreams of designing cars in future, abandon your dreams for the good of humanity

🚨BREAKING: MIGRANT WHO SUCCESSFULLY FOUGHT AGAINST DEPORTATION RAPES TEENAGER Absolute horror story Gift Oladele, 21 was jailed for two years after he attempted to rape a woman - she luckily fought him off and got away Migrant lawyers helped fight a deportation order and he stayed here when released He now has raped a teenage girl There is no justice in the UK anymore Our system is corrupted by leftist, pro-migrant, sycophants This time - Deport his ashes.

@ChampRDS @davemeltzerWON It's almost like the ppv model doesn't work cause I can tell you for nothing, there were far more than 615,000 people watching UFC 300 from home

🚨 A new report has revealed UFC PPV buys for several numbered events from 2024-2025 👀 UFC 300: 615K PPV buys UFC 301: 67K PPV buys UFC 302: 410K PPV buys UFC 303: 274K PPV buys UFC 311: 240K PPV buys UFC 312: 176K PPV buys (via @davemeltzerWON)

@Comet_Samurai @IAmSuburban Look what they've done to the Capri and Puma 😔

@IAmSuburban Knowing ford even if they did bring back the crown vic it will be an suv/crossover and ev only

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