andrew hahn

My novel in 2 pics

So when is Buy a Book Directly from a Small Press Day because we are dying out here. We'll, at least I am, but I reckon we all could use a few more books sold.

I had an inconsequential, but chilling, interaction with an ICE agent at JFK this week: I was asked for a second form of ID at a security checkpoint. I was asked to write about it for @theintercept theintercept.com/2026/03/28/ice…

This is my body broken for you, for every time you eat, you remember my life. This is my blood poured out for the forgiveness of sins. Each time you drink, you declare my death.

Journal: Send us your anarchy, the poems that simmer in your blood, that burn your ovaries, the poems that resist and scale the gates of injustice. Send your gay rage, your Black power! Same journal: Pubs a racist poem by a white lady and calls it “including all voices.”

Journal: Send us your near-sighted jellyfish, your euthanized pets, the stories that make you moan at night, the flower of your eyelid, the crystalline lake and all its fish. We want GAY! We want BIPOC!! Same journal: Pub story about white guy who beats his wife and feels guilty

God gave us all different talents 🙃

@PRES3NTL7ABS3NT @SheaFromTheBay Meredith also has a history of playing the victim pretty hard, harder than the event calls for. Mary called that out last season after she kicked her out of her house 🙊

@SheaFromTheBay For what it’s worth, I absolutely believe Meredith gave Britani hell on that plane, and I’m tired of her acting like all of these women are just MAGICALLY making this up. Even Mary said she terrorized Britani, and Mary doesn’t even like Britani. Big Mere’ came out! #RHOSLC

@bdcutkomp Amazing! What a great feeling!

Recieved my first ever Pushcart nomination! 🥹💖

Hurt people hurt people...and hung people hung people

I keep trying to write literary fiction, but I’m too horny for this.

The people in the science building were like “No one ever comes and hangs out here!” Sweetie, there are literally dead bodies downstairs, like what do you mean.

I have 9 new poems Sibling Rivalry Press’s Assaracus revival! 😈⛓️ Order and find out what happens with God’s Boy 🖤💙

@llanspencer Shirt!!

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@llanspencer Drive My Car was excellent.

Big day for casting ballots 🫡

A student hit on me while I was in the work bathroom washing my lunch dishes, and I think it was an experience we’d both like to take back.

My senior year, I had a crush on this girl (a cheerleader) named Anna. She sat next to me in English, and I saw Twilight in her bag. I asked if could borrow it. The next day she gave me a new copy and said, “You’re gonna love it so much you need your own.”

@301APT “Listen to me… so carefully.” She thought she aaaate

This video saved me like unironically

Dating a Capricorn man: - Hey babe. Picked up dinner. Thought you could use a break. Bf: 👍🏼 - Call me later. Have a good day! Bf: Will do. - I made dinner reservations at 6:30. Movie at 8, then meeting the boys at 10:30. Bf: When you plan something it turns me tf on.

Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that

New work soooooon 👀