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It’s either that or a Cayenne, mark this tweet.

Life Motto: Die with memories, not dreams. Buy that dream car today, visit that place, talk to person, shoot your shot etc!

Kuna a generational difference that I've noticed. The youngins say mbona mzazi hajikazi achunge watoto wake. Na older folks say ata wewe sasa umefika miaka ya kuanza kujikaza. The economy says sisi wote itabidi tumejikaza. Who will win?

Two possible scenarios or a combination of both 1. They are hoarding fuel. 2. Panic buying is making stocks run out faster than usual. There is no real fuel shortage in Kenya.

This sport called Judo is likely to suffer until 2028. In Kenya sports ni michezo.

Why are we taking it lightly that a whole PS has an army of goons on his payroll? 🤔🤔🤔. And that the goons are known by names, and that he even takes photos with them? 🤔🤔. Why are we taking it lightly?

This is what the Kenyan president promises on top of cars but ends up delivering Ngong-Suswa with potholes and no road markings or drainage

It's one thing to say older devices don't support some new feature or service or operating system. But to make the deliberate choice to brick a device that's working perfectly well, in order to force your customer to buy a new one, is a hostile act of predatory capitalism.

Beyoncé is lucky Rose Muhando sings for the Lord. Otherwise the cult following she enjoys wouldn’t be there.

This is always a problem I experience on the road Someone with their 98hp fielder wants to race me juu ameona wing 😭. Saa hizo their pekelee brakes ni zile za kusimama ndani ya relationship ya wenyewe 😭

International Relations and Diplomacy courses should be scrapped off by CUE. Clearly, these professionals will never be appointed to practice what they study.

True @Nakhumicha_S is always in Kitale with diplomat plates....campaigning to be Governor yet she is an Ambassador😂😂

Seems I am being mass-reported again...before I go: KICK ISRAEL OUT OF AFRICA 🖕

🚨let me tell you why Iran just closed the Strait of Hormuz again because most people have no idea what happened today.. this morning the deal was simple.. stop the war.. reopen the strait.. let oil flow.. Iran did its part.. oil dropped 16%.. but Iran had one condition that mattered more than anything.. Lebanon must be included in the ceasefire.. it was point one in their 10-point plan.. Trump called it "workable".. hours later Israel bombed Beirut and Tyre.. Netanyahu said "this is not the end of the battle".. Trump confirmed Lebanon was never in the deal.. and Iran's parliament announced 3 out of 10 clauses were already violated.. so here's what actually happened.. Iran was told the deal covers Lebanon.. opened the strait based on that understanding.. then watched Lebanon get bombed while the White House said it was never covered.. Iran didn't break the ceasefire.. the ceasefire was broken around them.. and the strait is the only leverage they have to prove it matters.. 20% of the world's oil is being turned on and off like a game.. running the worl like a school project.. people are dying in Beirut.. markets are swinging billions by the hour.. and the people in charge can't even agree on what they signed this morning.. these are our leaders..

At Raping women in Kenya.

They should announce the Bakone tickets end month. I am broke and #RutoMustGo

Kenya is hosting the All-African Judo Games from April 23 at Kasarani Indoor Arena. The problem? Only the athletes know. Kenya Judo Federation has turned a major continental event into Nairobi’s best-kept secret. Zero marketing. Zero hype. Zero online presence. In 2026, this level of gatekeeping and mediocrity is straight-up embarrassing. Sports marketing isn’t optional!

Speaking the truth is not confrontation. The days when people clapped for the president even for belching are long gone. Mtu apeleke ego kwa bibi yake buana😔.

A cabinet secretary flew on a private jet to watch the UCL in a Paris. Kenya is an interesting country.

"not RUTO for sure mehn"

While the West called our grandparents "terrorists", Iran has chosen to pay them homage. This includes the Pokot MauMau, who, as i recently found out, destroyed an entire potato plantation through great cunning, to sabotage the colonial settlers.