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Holy crap my kid is cute

I would say there’s two cons to lash extensions. First, having to rotate which side of my face to sleep on. Second, wind.

My kid has been obsessed with mayonnaise lately and I just… can’t.

Bro how do you block someone in real life

Ya know, I warn every guy that tries to talk to me that I’m a crazy bitch & then 2 months later they’re shocked when I act like a crazy bitch..????

JEREMY PEÑA WALKOFF HOMER! FINAL: #Astros 8, Blue Jays 7

to the people that go out every night… where do y’all work?

You can literally feel when a person is being weird to you, energy never lies.

What a shitty day

I literally go on shien everyday,add new shit into my cart and then exit the app LMAOO.

I just wanna be floating down the river with a beer and a sunburn

Bro. Men are fucking weird

I really can’t hold a grudge for shit

@kriscope95 @ayetothaj oh god I hate having to do them so much lmao but thank you! they definitely are cute ass jackets

@_ashtanleigh me & @ayetothaj we’re literally just talking about how cute you looked and how we wanted that jacket lol

Having to make tiktoks for work gives me ANXIETY

As much as my kid takes up the whole bed and basically sleeps on top of me I sure do miss her when she’s gone :(

I really need to stop going out in public in pajamas

Having a kid will really teach you how to pick your battles

My mom can call & wake me up at 1am just to tell me peed her pants but if I did some shit like that she would beat my ass

Ain’t that some shit