polly pocketknife

Had an unmedicated birth against my will (baby came too fast) Am I allowed to be pretentious about it?

The world would heal so much if we spent more time around campfires telling stories

no babe i love how 30 you are

just decided that everything is gonna be okay

Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him

media people calling the salary range i'm in "poverty"

I love when a husband refers to his wife and daughters as "my girls" its so tender and protective

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

Maybe I am a bit codependent but also we were not made to face the world alone

imagine you’re 5 years old & your parents are addicted to their phones

You need to touch saltwater sometimes not always grass.

Love to see someone drinking their morning coffee from a balcony finally a real LIFE ENJOYER

how it feels to be 30

i read that 40% of americans don’t have $500 and stopped honking at people, these people gonna blow my head smooth off

oopsies lost myself for about six years there

i am like if someone who is incredibly clingy and obsessive was also incredibly avoidant and elusive

remember who you are weird girl

Just think in 100 years family heirlooms will be garbage from amazon with brand names like TFANYKO

Spring cleaning my mind by going on a walk

There’s a big disconnect between parents and non parents about what it’s actually like to have a child because the hardships are describable but the joy is not.